Hi guys!!!
Most of the people arrested probably can;t afford a £400 fine but something does need to be done to curb the drunk culture.

I think we need a steeper justice system as is. It seems offenders aren't afraid of prison, and why should they be when they have three meals a day, nice flatscreen telly and PS3's?!

I'm sure you're all glad to know I'm ok.
Had more than a skinful in Newcastle and a subsequent three day hangover. work was hellish yesterday too :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

3 day hangover?
crikey.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Babysham is a cruel mistress

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

aftershocks. I ent no pusseh

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

aftershock is bent
sorry to be the bearer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

i fucking love red aftershock
with a diet coke chaser
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

must clash with your bonce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

what, my SHINY MIDNIGHT DARK GLOSSY BONCE?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Unfortunately for you this isn't a case of "once you go black you never go back"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)

i'm not even having it coloured until lunchtime!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:03, Reply)

Sambucca?
Come on then,big man. What's the shot of champions?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

shots are bent
sorry to be the bearer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

Ok then, enjoy your fucking pint of Stout over there in the corner, with all the other bar flys.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)

i had this "discussion" with greggs hat every single time we went out
he would try and argue that a pint is the same amount of alcohol or more than a neat shot of raw vodka. and he'd try and use "maths" to prove it. vodka is clearly more hardcore than beer!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)

Coincidence?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

bloody kroney and his closed mind
he should be actively seeking out REAL explanations, not sweeping it under the "coincidence carpet" (£5 per sq ft at carpetright).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:02, Reply)

pint's about twice as much alcohol as a shot of vodka.
3 times as much if you drink something around 5%.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Shots are a vulgar way of drinking.
Not bent, but rather uncouth.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

They take the 'art' out of being a piss artist

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:00, Reply)

Says the idiot that forced me to drink shots of brandy. I hate drinking spirits.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)

SHORTS of brandy, not shots.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:04, Reply)

They looked more like trousers on Battered

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

I agree.
After this weekend I have come to the conclusion that Im getting to old for it all!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Uncouth like that schnapps we had?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

and I get called bent...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:09, Reply)

But the apple one is *twirls* FABULOUS

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

it's a cultural things, no amount of punishments will curtail it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Even beheading?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Newcastle would would be empty by next week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

this guy gets it.
being out last night i have to walk past Fuzzy ducks night during freshers week. some of them could barely walk and were being allowed in.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Yey fuzzy ducks!
Ahh the memories (or lack of)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

it's even shitter than it used to be,
the 02 (the old Zodiac club) decided they didn't want to host it anymore, so now it's in an awful dive bar club down on hythe bridge street, next to the bacpackers. Used to be a comedy club.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:05, Reply)

lets be honest, Oxford ent great for "clubs"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Isn't that more to do with the fact that "clubs" are "shit"?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:10, Reply)

well yeah, they were the only after hours option
and as a young ape I was out in the hope of getting some dance floor finger action
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)