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So, now that Secret Pizza Bash is over and Swipe and Battered are waking up together.....surveying the shit strewn spare room and thinking to themselves 'oh man, why does THAT hurt?' I have a question for you to ponder.
Alright?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:12,
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I have a headache and feel like a piece of loam.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:18,
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Life's too short to deny oneself the occasional loamy treat(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:26,
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I haven't got any loam. I *always* have loam when I *don't* want it.Typical loam! *rolls eyes*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:27,
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haha you don't know of loamYour lack of loam knowledge is laughable to me
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:35,
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Oh give me a homewhere the buffalo loam.
That's what I always say, anyway.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:39,
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Bit racist mate, no need for that ehKids read this site.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:42,
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Loam is where the heart is.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:41,
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My loam to value ratio is poor :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:45,
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My head is brokenBadger and pjm and battered and monty and stunned and himjim and lighty and kroney, you are bad bad men. And I didn't even get there til 10pm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:22,
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It's care and concern like yours that are going to see me through this most difficult of times (
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:25,
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Have yo still got a snoring pjm? Or did he head off when you did?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:26,
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Last seen spewing his guts up in my lavatory 6:45amI left him my key. I hope to God he leaves it under the mat and doesn't put it through the door or I shall have to burgle myself later,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:28,
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You'd have tonring the estate agent and make an appointment to view your own flat (
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:31,
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They'd be thrilled on a fri nightJust tell them you're really serious about living there...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:33,
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yeah yeah, one look at Mince and they'll be all like "ha yeah right, talk a walk ya fucken wiseacre"(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:44,
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you are still dressing like Dusting Offman off'f Tootsie yeah?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:45,
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It didn't exactly take longIf you know what I mean
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:32,
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You fucked Battered first THEN had dinner?I suppose that's one way of ensuring that the evening doesn't END in disappointment.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:28,
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Way way way off There were canapés at my work do, so no dinner.
And the boys were all finishing off a massive daisy chain when I arrived. So no sex either. Next time, eh?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:30,
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I'm remarkably chipper this morningConsidering I drank waaaay too much last night - mainly in self-loathing at being excluded from pizzabash.
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if it was a secret baysh how comes every cunt knows about it?fucken amateur hour if you ask me. still i'll be 'in the know' after next month in Shawditch, i'll have the inside skinny then by thunder. no place to hide then bayshers
im alrite but im already thinking bout quittin time so its gonna be a long fucken day i tells ya
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:39,
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There is no point in having a secret if no one knows you have a secret.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:43,
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ah thats their fucken game eh?well if i wanted to go around wearing balloon hats and drawing cocks on etchasketchies i'd be sure to make sure every cunt knew i didn't want them to know about it
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:47,
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b3ta.com/questions/twatfriends/post2095543
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:54,
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They're a tight-knit community over on Frank's board(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:56,
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ah, does anyone know how we met and what hijinks we get up to?(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:58,
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Dunno but basically you just toss each other off round the back of Rumbelow'sThat what I heard.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:00,
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that seems fair enoughi hope we go and get some fish & chips after tho
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:01,
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Really?I heard it was Bejam's
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:02,
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oh man is this gonna be a comedy name the shops from 'back in the day' that arnt around anymore subthread?oh, say it is! say it is!
gimme a minute now, i'm thinking...
shit, cant think of any, carry on without me guys
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:05,
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Hang on, I think I've got one...No, it's gone.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:14,
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oh, and i was making one of those comedy misunderstanding things made popular in such groudbreaking television comedies like Seinfeld and The Golden Girlswhereby i was pretending that i thought you said Piston was sick, which could sound like sig if you had a blocked nose. you may start the canned laughter whenever youre ready
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:00,
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I'm not quite ready I'm afraid.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:01,
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Jokes are always funnier when you explain them(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:01,
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what can i say, im a giver tangoi just wanna bring a bit of sunshine into the lives of fellow baytans
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:03,
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Speaking of jokeshow're The Yurtsmiths coping with their newfound fame following that exciting 3:27am 'airplay' on the Andy Kershaw dead man shift on Manx FM the other week?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:04,
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Things have been moving at a dizzying rate since thenWe picked up around two more 'followers' on twitter off the back of that, y'know.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:08,
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I'm not sure we're quite ready for the big time yet(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:13,
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Yeah but Kristy Gallagher's running it - should be goodCould be a massive springboard* for your career!
*probably not
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No, not todayI fear I've collected an /offtopic hangover from someone. I'm fucked for no reason at all
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:10,
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I've got a 'Carbonated Ginger Beer* Flavoured Soft Drink', with 'Fiery Jamaican** Root Ginger', ain't nuttin' gettin' me down.*Queer more like
**No, she left of her own accord.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:17,
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Good morning, all.Hope you had a lovely bash - I'm sure you're all as glad as I was that I wasn't able to make it in the end.
The Russians know how to get things done when it comes to hippies:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24170129
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:30,
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It feels like a saturday(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:37,
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Frankie! It's gotta be Frankie! Say its Frankie!(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:41,
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worst earworm everthanks reg. no, really. thanks.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:42,
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No, I fell asleep on the night bus and got woken up at the end of the lineby the driver banging on the handrails to get me to fuck off.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:49,
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Friern Barnet.Could have been worse. I've fallen asleep on trains to Bristol before now.
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Kroney, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 9:54,
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Goood Mooooooooornning Mr PiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigWired anything up yet?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:02,
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Did 3 days work this week, Got nothing for next week though.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:07,
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Not a bad start thenAny long term work on the horizon?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:10,
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Nothing yet, but that's because everyone is after experience. I'm taking work offered for now on a self employed basis to keep the mortgage paid, and just keep on applying for stuff. I've got PAT testing work in a couple of weeks that's 3 month contract so no panic.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:13,
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Qualified Need job. Send money.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:07,
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I've got a bag of Wispa pieces (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:14,
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