How are you?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:07, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hurt is my guess.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)

John

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Pretty shit Al, I can't lie.
You? Hows the nipper?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Fine today, night before last decided to scream and cry every two hours
so I felt like utter shit yesterday.

What's up with you?
( Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Can't blame a child for crying when it realises it has a cunt like you as a 'father'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh boy, the irony is strong with this one.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

How long are you going to wait until you tell the poor thing it was conceived in a Petri dish because 'daddy' has a problem with his swimmers?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Probably about the same time you explain how you have a problem with alcohol
and how the reason it didn't work out with your ex is because you have serious anger management issues.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

I'd rather have that conversation than 'daddy had to go in a tugging room and wank over some mediocre porn just so we could have you'.
Good luck with that eh.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Yeah, okay,

( Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

now look
you're both being silly.

al - if battered were an alcoholic, he wouldn't be able to get it up.

battered - if mrs al had to go to a sperm bank to get up the duff, she'd have gone for a sperm upgrade.

honestly!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)

*seinfeld*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)

( Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)

( Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)

hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

His hair ages between frames

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)

So does your face

( Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Unlike your hair

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Oh sporters. :(
How did your run go?
( Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)

I finished in 1:59:42
which I was most pleased with.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Excellent stuff.
Well done.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Really?
I think that a pretty shit time for the mile.
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I am Stephen Hawking though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Unlikely
It would have taken him more than a minute to type that out
( Peej, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Thank you
I made the mistake of putting a shite time in when applying so I started really near the back and had to squeeze past loads of people, run slower than I wanted, etc.

Next year I'll stick 2 hours in and start about 15,000 people further forward
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)

i read that as shite lime
mind you, i bet that citric acid would make you run a bit faster
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Most likely
Those energy gel thingies dont half help though. Took one at the start and one about 7 miles in before the 3 miles of continuous hill section
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

You were only an hour behind Mo.
Those energy gels make you shit through a needle.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Mile 11 is particularly cruel if I remember correctly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)

It was indeed
Not overly helped by my parents ringing me then too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)

yer, my mate swears by them
i should get them for work
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)

^precisely

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Just general bollocks, you know.
Someone made an offer on my flat yesterday, in fact she made two - both of which were pathetic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)

You should phone her up
and then while she's on the line punch Lusty right in the tits and then shout "DO YOU HEAR THOSE CRIES!!! THAT'S THE SOUND OF MY DAUGHTER WHEN YOU TRY AND TAKE THE FOOD RIGHT OUT OF HER MOUTH!!!! NO MAKE ME A REAL OFFER YOU CUNT!!!!"
( Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

I really should.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Mind you, I can't imagine Lusty would let you off without a serious kick in the balls
so it might not be worth it.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)