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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fridges and women do have a lot in common though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:39, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
they both leak when they're fucked?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)
Cold as ice and
fuck all on the top shelf?
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
When you open them up, they light up.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)
this is actually a very bless answer

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:51, Reply)
really?
i read it in patrick bateman's voice...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)
only works if she's swallowed a maglight

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:00, Reply)
or keeps wondering why it doesn't buzz when switched on

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:04, Reply)
A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)
winning^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:51, Reply)
And you can't dispose of a woman
by puncturing her compressor and leaving her outside for the council to pick up.

I know, I tried it.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 20 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)
something about
mouldy lettuce and forgotten yoghurts?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:51, Reply)
I keep them both in the cellar....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 17:57, Reply)

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