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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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WOOOOOooooooooooooWOOOOooooooooooooooooooo *rattles chains*
So what the fucks been going off here then?
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is it really you??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:27, Reply)
BOO

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I hear you've been going off.
WITH YOUR EX.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
I hear you're actually quite nice in real life
GO FIGURE
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I heard that Rory gives all his money to lost a charity for lost kittens.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)
If it makes the PP it means it's true.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)
Totally shameless Beakering, here.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
I hear that TuiB is actually a rotund pork farmer from Suffolk

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It's true that. He's a Tory councillor in Bury St Edmunds.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Tory councillor in Bury St Edmunds yurt prick
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I think it's a lolarious sockpuppet

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
:(
Wed 24 Jul 2013, 08:14, ignore, delete, archive, reply

here you go bubble look in your achive
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There's no such thing as ghosts!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)
Calm down Ray Parker JNR

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Where the hell have you been? This place has gone to the dogs man, I tells ya!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)
You mean only Swipe and B3th have been posting?

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Yeah, pretty mundane stuff. It's like a ghost town, so you'll fit back in well.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)

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Woah!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Floats in a circle

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You have been missed.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
I'm sure her aim will improve

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Yes there is, one rang me once!

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)
WHAT?

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Half five in the morning from an empty school

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)
You're not telling the story nearly as laboriously as the real swipe.
In fact, I prefer it this way.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
Right so what was the phone conversation?

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you see Frogular Physician
I don't believe in ghosts, but I've seen one in my house.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)
I find this more believable
than if you said a girl
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No you haven't.
You probably saw a reflection of your gaunt and pale physique in a ketamine addled state.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
derek acorah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo7LGHMdSuM
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That's bloomin' brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:47, Reply)
*Doffs spectral hat*

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hahaha! this may replace boro pat for me

(ranker joe shabba, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)
no, I know what I saw.
But ghosts clearly ent the spirits of the dead.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
NO WHISKEY CHAT

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Yes they are! How is Hartley back after deleting his account and killing himself?
EXPLAIN THAT
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
I have only come back to show Dozer his errant ways
The tale begins on a "cold, bleak, biting" Christmas Eve exactly seven years after the death of Dozer's business partner Hartley hare. Dozer is established within the first stave as "a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous, old sinner!" who has no place in his life for kindness
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You spelt "goat" wrong

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)
I aint fraid of no goats

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evening hh how's tricks?
by which i mean have you stooped to prostitution to pay the bills yet?
(ranker joe shabba, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
Have I?
well I tell you what........ wait maybe I should keep that to keep it to myself
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any gta action then?

(ranker joe shabba, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Yep for about 2 hours then I got pissed of with it
However the sons been locked in his room since Tuesday
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yeah i remember discovering wanking too

(ranker joe shabba, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
Funny you should mention that, since Tuesday we dont seem to go through as much toilet paper

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Apparently one prick got sacked for shagging his ex.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Glad to hear you and the wife are back together again, sorry about your job loss though

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Lamb ragu with saute courgettes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
Eve's Batts how are you?

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Hungry. Got a job yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Kinda,
But another development has taken place, I'll Gazz you
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Really? Must you? Then I have to pretend to be interested.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
yeah i don't think battered can diagnose you from yet another cock shot
just go see your gp, before it drops off
(ranker joe shabba, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:12, Reply)
Well really

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Don't listen to all the cynical bastards.
I'm glad you are back in the wonderful world of work!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
That's not quite correct dear Frog
But thanks for the optimism
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FORGET IT THEN YOU GHASTLY GHOUL.
LAST TIME I'M EVER NICE TO YOU
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
but.....wait.....that wasn't what I ment :(

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I'm too angry to talk to you right now.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:24, Reply)
Don't talk just hold me you FOOL!

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*tries to hug, arms travel through air where Hartley once stood, nothing remains*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:33, Reply)
*heads to the tube station to get lessons on psychokinesis*

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Oh you're alive

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Shame eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
>:(

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no, he's a ghost, silly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)

ghost

twat
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Some people, eh cavy?

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How come whenever I go to some historic place these days there's always a load of your larper mates there all dressed up and verily being pricks with swords?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
those dudes aren't larpers
they're just wanna bes
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)
It ain't right they look funny

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)
Yeah the fuckers coming over here stealing all your hemp
right nerve they have...A RIGHT NERVE
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yeah it's great that you're back

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:24, Reply)
Ouch that hurts :(

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Alright HH.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
WEE-PEE \o/
You nailed anything yet mate?
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i thought he was cleaning out pipes?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:17, Reply)
^Euphemism of the day right here^
How are your pipes Cavy?
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untended

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:20, Reply)

un ex


tee hee
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Sarah Greene has aged :(

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:28, Reply)
sorry what is your point?

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Sarah Greene has aged :(

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)
I'm sure Monty could hook you up with her, you know him and his celebrity connections and all....
Before it's to late
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alright benderinos

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Alright Dozer
you any closer to moving out and getting the new house yet?
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nah sitting tight innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
Can't let that hamster escape/excavate/exporalate
AMIRIGHT?
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nah
Mortgage drops substantially in November, going to sit tight for a bit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
I fixed my mortgage for 10 years way before the bubble burst :(

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you tit
Mine is going from 6 to 2.5.

Edit- you could probs get out of it and save money on the fee purely because SVRs are so low right now.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 22:33, Reply)
6% fuck they done you over, mines been at 2.1 for years

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nah, 5 year fixes were base rate plus 3 or thereabouts at the end of 2008

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)
I may go and haunt 110% of Jessie Ware's knicker draw

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Jessie Ware is pretty cool.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
She's not bad at all, she has lost a few pounds since last year

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she's like Alison Goldfrapp
Sings on everyone's records.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
110% was my tune for last summer
every year you have a song/track that takes you there, I thought it would have gone bigger
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Well, this is good

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I'm off to cry myself to sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 22:48, Reply)
Sozz, young Frog
I'll be there for you next time, I'm having way to much fun in Jessie Ware's knicker draw to give a fuck about you.
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I'm ill.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 22:59, Reply)

Drink more. Surefire remedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:07, Reply)
Hello stranger!
No booze for me. I've just had 3 weeks off work and was due back in tomorrow, I now feel worse than I have over that time.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:08, Reply)

Hope you feel better soon, and clearly this is a cunning ruse by your body to extend a holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:15, Reply)
What are you doing with yourself these days?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:20, Reply)
Just started my course!
It's hard work but good for me. What about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:27, Reply)
Being ill :-(
What course are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:28, Reply)
Law conversion
Came the long way round, but I'll be done in a year. I'd say try vitamin C but that never works.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:40, Reply)
Alright twatoids?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:23, Reply)
Howay!
Got your application in for the managers job at Sunderland yet?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:24, Reply)
I wouldn't sully myself. Plus, I'm quite happy where I am.
It is quite smirksome though - I wonder what odds I can get on them being relegated?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:25, Reply)
Evens at the moment
www.justbookies.com/Articles/premier_league_betting.htm?gclid=CLyvl4OH4LkCFfMdtAodqxIAFg
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:30, Reply)
Maybe I won't bother, then.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:31, Reply)
Busy in here innit?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:40, Reply)
Alright b3th

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:41, Reply)
Hello you.
All good?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:42, Reply)
Not bad cheers
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:44, Reply)
Tip top, thanks.
Just dealing with a moaning flid on eBay, but he's in the wrong, so I should be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:46, Reply)
You sent him the wrong copy of a Bunty comic didn't you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:48, Reply)
Well, that's just mean.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:51, Reply)
It's my birthday in 7 minutes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:53, Reply)
Are you excited?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:57, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:58, Reply)
It is now your birthday.
*blows balloon*

Happy birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Sep 2013, 0:00, Reply)
Thanks.
I'm going back to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 0:02, Reply)
On a birthday promise, eh?

Night then.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 23 Sep 2013, 0:03, Reply)
Glad to hear it
Ebay is a bastard though sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 22 Sep 2013, 23:50, Reply)

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