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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Having to work for a living pisses me off.
I feel life owes me a living, and I resent that I can't swan around doing whatever the fuck I want, when I want.

I feel I was meant to inherit several million pounds, and be a playboy; my parents were too lazy to really put their backs into it and leave their children luxurious, unfettered lifestyles.

THAT'S what pisses me off.

Also: other people being annoying - using my trains, my streets, generally being annoying, in the way, and - generally - ugly.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:21, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

'I don't get people. What's their appeal, precisely? They waddle around with their haircuts on, cluttering the pavement like gormless, farting skittles. They're awful.'
(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:23, Reply)
"gormless, farting skittles" is really rather excellent

(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:25, Reply)
This.

(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:28, Reply)
also

(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
Best description I've heard in ages
have a click for cheering me up a bit.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
wish it was mine, as i love it too
charlie brooker is a bit of a legend
(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I have his book "Dawn Of The Dumb" - a collection of his Guardian columns.
It's jolly lolsome.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:44, Reply)
I work in central London.
Only this morning, a tourist stopped dead right in front of me on the pavement.

I had to step around her and everything - it was awful.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:29, Reply)
donkey punch
it's the only way that they'll learn
(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)
oh god, are you alright?
did you call an ambulance? did you give mouth to mouth?
(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:31, Reply)
The way they forced - FORCED me to go meant I had to step quite close to a homeless gentleman sitting on the pavement begging.
Luckily I managed to avoid making eye contact, but I did have to pretend quite hard that I didn't hear him asking for spare change. It was pretty horrific.
(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:37, Reply)
Foot in back of knee, pull back opposite shoulder firmly, step over body and move on.

(, Mon 23 Sep 2013, 10:33, Reply)

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