Agreed.
I posted an objection to the constant "Start a thread with an insult and no other content" habit and before I knew it Ringo had gazzed me to cite other examples. It was never meant to be like this.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:20, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

i remember when i scooted my chair over to my boss' desk and accidentally scooted myself off the chair
i fell at his feet, flashing him in the process. luckily he was such a raving autist that he didn't even notice. anyway, i posted the story on qotw, thought no more of it.

when i went back onto b3ta, i had about 27 gazzes. 20 of them asking what colour pants i was wearing. now i just get accused of being fat and ginger and barren. how times change.

on the plus side, i did make it into the newsletter that week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)

I've just gazzed you.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)

So what colour were they?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)

christ i can't remember
he was lucky i was wearing any
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:28, Reply)

What did the other seven gazzes say?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:30, Reply)

i bet you've just had a million sadsacks asking what colour your pants are

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:32, Reply)

Ha trying a different angle to find out

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)

as if she had knickers on
Pah...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Ah you know all this rudeness is just schoolground flirting, they're all just pulling your hair cos they want your attention
But not me mind, I find you repulsive with your big ginger lion's mane
LOVE YOU
( Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:32, Reply)

god imagine our kids
with my big ginger mane and your giant jewfro...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)

It'll be like "Biker Mice from Mars" all over again.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)

I'd bike her mice into mars any day if you know what I mean

( Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I think she's too busy
scooting herself off her chair.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:40, Reply)

she's probably frigging at her fanny now like a plumber unblocking a bog

( Theoban What of it, Tue 24 Sep 2013, 12:47, Reply)