christ, i read several books a WEEK
one a day or more if i'm on a beach holiday. what's the matter with people?

battered's constant posts about his shit are disgusting. it's like a garden gnome squatting over a dog mess.

altalt: that ginger cunt on the wowcher adverts needs to be speared with her own chopstick. and the secret escapes bint. and there was one in the 80's for hairspray with a ghastly song... "there's something about your haiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir that's so suuuuuuuuupersoooooooooft"... used to drive me and my brother into frenzies of hatred.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:33, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'm off for another crap in a minute.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:38, Reply)

off for another in a minute
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:39, Reply)

I think this one might turn out a bit pebbly.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:40, Reply)

*puts down peanut butter toast*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:41, Reply)

on battered's outsized dwaff forehead, hopefully

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:42, Reply)

I think the bits might be partially digested chickpeas.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)

oh swipe....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:43, Reply)

DWAFF

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

anyone who is shorter than i am is officially a dwaff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

*Puts on new boots*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

GET OFF MY BOOTS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:46, Reply)

My hobbit feet probably wouldn't fit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

the men on here are HAWT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

You should see me in flip-flops.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:49, Reply)

shudder
horrible crumbling yellow toenails and sprouting hairs from each bulbous joint
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

YOU GOT MY PHOTO THEN?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

of your cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:55, Reply)

That was later.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)

i have nightmares over it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:55, Reply)

As the only slim chap here who is over 6' solvent and a property owner, I'm pretty sure that I win.
+ doesn't have a drug addiction
+ isn't an IT goblin
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:49, Reply)

no.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:50, Reply)

lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

Not the only one who fits those criteria.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:51, Reply)

a yoghurt infested tent in a field outside coventry doesn't count

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

It's still 'property'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

property lawyer says no

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

no foundations = non permanent structure = gypsey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

also, i thought commies didn't believe in "property"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Property is theft.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:58, Reply)

thats *their* word. We must use Pikey.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Run along and make us a cup of tea now love

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:55, Reply)

it's cruel to the teabush
i can't dip those poor little leaves in boiling water, sorry
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)

i've edited to tighten the criteria

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

keep tightening

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)

we did have a triangle of hotness at one point (not put together by me)
labs was definitely one corner of it. i can't remember the other two.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD BE A SQUARE NOW THEN

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

YES
YES YOU DO
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

GEEK CHIC

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

ahem

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

you have a bent dog

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

Not in the criteria, sorry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

edited to tighten the criteria

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

I even visit customers, I'll have you know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:55, Reply)

how long is it when you dont glue it down?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:54, Reply)

grammar lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:56, Reply)

DAMMIT NILES!!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:57, Reply)

I used to quite like Frasier

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:59, Reply)

HahA.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)