It's not fair that I've got a cuntbuster of a hangover
Bloody drinking brew dog and rioja with bloody Milnetyi bloody rep in bloody Newacstle til 2 am. Fuck's sake.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:17, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

AND YET YOU ONLY STAYED OUT WITH US UNTIL MIDNIGHT
duly noted.......
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)

and also didn't even mention it to me......

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

basically, badger-fail

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Worst of all the fails

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)

I thought you were a Makem.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Isn't it all the same anyway?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)

It is, Birmingham boy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)

I am indeed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)

This was drinks AFTER I'd presented
not the night BEFORE I had to act as an external examiner.

BEFORE vs AFTER. It's an important distinction.

Also, reps pay for all the booze so it's rude to leave.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)

you keep telling yourself that
*butthurts RIGHT HERE*
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2102088
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)

1 down
99 franks, 137 baldmonkeys and 15 althedeleters to go
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)

If you got girl problems, I feel bad for you son
I done 99 bummings but a Frank ain't one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

that was a great quote about him yesterday
has a potentially fake parrot and looks as if he types with his face
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)

As in
BEFORE I met the rep my brown balloon knot was very tight... now AFTER I got very drunk with him I can barely stay on this seat without engulfing most of it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

The only way he would be fucking me
would be "trying to sell me bits of kit I don't need"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)

YEah but they do the BESTEST EVER
Flow cytometry
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)

*thanks Google*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)

I've already got a decent FC/FACS.
He's trying to sell me MACS kit and I was telling him it wasn't scalable because of the heat dissipation from the magnets. Cue a debate about fixed vs electromagnets. THRILLING for you all I'm sure.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Ouch
Which flavour of Brewdog?

Mixing grape and grain usually ends in a headache
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Fucked if I know, someone else was buying.
It was like being twatted in the face by a brick made of hops. It came in 1/3 of a pint glasses so I assume "fucking strong"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

or you are a "fucking bender"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Not in a pub in Newcastle, I suspect.
Also, as I pointed out, I wasn't buying so my quenderness or otherwise could not have affected the transaction in any way
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)

Probably Hardcore IPA, which is excellent
9% or so. The even stronger stuff is served in shots, as it's 30% or more, lethal and expensive!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)

sounds horrid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)

It was quite nice
I'n not usually a fan of Brew dog, as their solution to everything is "MOAR FUKKIN HOPS" but this was OK.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)

I'm a big fan of MOAR HOPS

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

In general
but in brewdog's case I think they overdo it somewhat.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)

I'm a big fan of these chaps, I think they get it about right:
www.drinkmallinsons.co.uk/our_beers.htm
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Ooo - Galaxy hops is well lush.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)

The 30% stuff is pointless and horrid.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)

correct.
They've got some lovley california pale ale at the moment that is nice.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

Dead Pony Club?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Nah, just a bit more concentrated in the taste than your average lager-swiller is used to.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)