iN NEW NEWS I BACK AT WORK TOMMOROW
nOT THAT YOU CARE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:29, 121 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

nO I DON'T

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:31, Reply)

yES YOU DO.YES YOU DO DO DO
rETURN OF THE HARE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:32, Reply)

gREAT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:33, Reply)

rETUENS THE MAC

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)

What?
So you lied about the whole company going under for attention while you actually had booked a week off?
Honestly HH. That's almost as bad as SSG faking cancer.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Nah he still believes that's what happened.
They told him that so he'd stop coming to work.

They actually laid him off six months ago but he wouldn't take the hint.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:35, Reply)

PS
1. LOL for SSG cancer-lie ref.
2. alright lad
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:35, Reply)

Not really.
I need work monts. The dream I had envisioned is not becoming a reality.
Also, someone chose Robert Miles track Children as the song that defines them on the radio. That made me sad
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)

Was it Jimmy Savile?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)

No.
Someone who was at uni when it was released. Some 90s prick.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:40, Reply)

wot a cant

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)

this made me lol

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:44, Reply)

what the fuck Windy...I expect that kinda shit from Dozer......but not from you
Nahhhhhh Wee-Pee I'm just working for a company whilst I get something sorted....I had an interview at 11am and said I'm gonna use you as much as your using me till I get the right job
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)

sounds a bit....gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)

PISS OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:40, Reply)

Fair enough.
Give us a job.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)

+ blow + boss

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)

alright boss
*toothless Asian grin*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:40, Reply)

WP, yesterday

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:46, Reply)

I am unsure if this is good or bad
Will you be posting more or less as a result of this life event?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Froggo.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)

Alright Pigface?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:40, Reply)

Yes and no.
You?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)

Fantastic as ever.
Why no old son? Work woes or the lack there of? Just remember, you have a puppy AND a certificate.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)

Just a lack of work really.
Bored stupid at home.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:57, Reply)

Anything in the pipeline?
Plus, if you're bored, apparently there is LOADS of porn on 'The Internet'.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)

Don't talk to him he is a stupid cunt

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:42, Reply)

:(

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:42, Reply)

tee hee
oi oi savoloy.........you OK wee pee?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:45, Reply)

LESS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:40, Reply)

THEN THIS IS SHIT NEWS
But I'm glad you aren't having to go full time male gigalo.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:41, Reply)

Haha I could actually make it as a gigalo
well that's what Nakers mum said as soon as she should stand up
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:43, Reply)

just to clarify I didn't cock her I just saw the cast of Desmonds ragging her badly

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:44, Reply)

gigolo

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:44, Reply)

pedalo.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)

bonio

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)

NO U2 CHAT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)

You know you would pay for my services

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)

i'd pay them to sack you
now i know you're the cunt that causes traffic on the m6
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)

Well really, I'm not no West Midlands prick

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:48, Reply)

That's not how we spell it in the ghetto you awful snob

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)

SHHhhhhhhh....before she buy's you a pizza

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:50, Reply)

After lunch today I might exclusively eat Vietnamese food.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:02, Reply)

Be Careful I hear the have POOR POTS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:03, Reply)

the talent show opera dude?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:07, Reply)

I don't get this

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:08, Reply)

It's pretty good, that's a shame.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:09, Reply)

well it's only Monty nobody likes him anyway

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:11, Reply)

I dunno, he did a good Savile mention earlier and I did my usual 'train prick laughing out loud' and looked like a nutter. Again.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:14, Reply)

WELL YOU@VE GOT IT ALL WRONG
WE ALL HATE MONTY POO, HE's A KNOBCHEESE
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:17, Reply)

YOUR ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU ARE IN HIS SECRET GANG THAT IM NOT ALLOWED IN

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:19, Reply)

I'm not in it *cries*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:21, Reply)

No fibbing!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:24, Reply)

Fe real n ting

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:24, Reply)

I'm inclined to believe you because of the use of patois.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)

innit fam

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:30, Reply)

are you thinking perhaps of Cambodia

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:07, Reply)

Yeah, I knew you wold pick up on that as soon as I posted it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRhM4aIjcDM
Just listen to this and shut the fuck up, yeah
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:09, Reply)

i'd like to care
really i would.

i have to go to the gym and i just want to go out for voddies. waaaah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)

>:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)

how can you work if your incorporeal?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:53, Reply)

Something about him doing exactly what it says on the tin.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)

What I'm not Stunned Poster
Al carpets are safe from me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:57, Reply)

We do care!!
Great news.

How much a go is Battered's Mum?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)

She pays about £20 a time or by the inch

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)

How much per inch?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:00, Reply)

In your case about 14p for the whole lot

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:02, Reply)

*checks watch, counts 28 shiny pennies*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:07, Reply)

sHES IS PAYING YOU YOU DUMB PRICK

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:13, Reply)

*rescinds offer*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:17, Reply)

*Want a blow job boss*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:17, Reply)

alright Chuttanooga choo-choo?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)

*pushes pineapple up his tree*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:01, Reply)

*shits out Lilt*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)

Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy From Company B

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)

Well I'm under a Sleng Teng

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:07, Reply)

love that record

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:09, Reply)

*Wayne Smithing in a circle*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:10, Reply)

me too
There's a hilarious clip on YouTube of David Rodigan spazzing out to it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:11, Reply)

Rodigan is a wicked DJ

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:12, Reply)

I've met Dave a few times TRUFAX

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:16, Reply)

for some reason I thought you didn't like reggae

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:13, Reply)

I think he put his foot in it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:14, Reply)

if he liked it he wouldn'tve put his foot in it

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:49, Reply)

I don't
But Under Me Sleng Teng is a proper riddim track innit.

I mean the version from 2000 or so.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)

You really don't understand music
It's almost like the person that said they don't like Jazz
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)

i understand just fine
And I haven't said it's all shit, just that I don't like it.

Not the same thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:31, Reply)

Tell me this aint a TUNE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRhM4aIjcDM
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:35, Reply)

cannae watch that on mobile, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:39, Reply)

you knob

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)

I care.
I care about this just as much as I gave a shit about that foamy mouthed prick getting divorced by his ginger wife.

I care about as much as I did about Chocho's lonely, desparate suicide.

I care as much about this as I did about Swipe's hilarious attempt at escaping her obese and loveless existence by throwing herself under that bus.

I care as much about this as you lot do about every opinion, thought or point of view expressed by me on this internet messageboard.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:09, Reply)

i CARE ABOUT YOU

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:10, Reply)

You care
Otherwise why would you be here..?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:17, Reply)

YEAH, you know acting all coy and shit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)

Let's hope they have B3ta access, EH?
Did you ask at the interview?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:21, Reply)

interview? whats that then?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:26, Reply)

FOR YOUR PRETEND NEW JOB KNOBCHEESE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:28, Reply)

How rude
I thought you was OK
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:31, Reply)

I ENT dun nuffink

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)

Brandy & beerhas shown me the way

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:53, Reply)

Threesome? You sly old dog.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:55, Reply)

You would have thought he'd learned

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Obvious playa

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:06, Reply)

JOBCHEESE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:51, Reply)

Respect.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:54, Reply)

I'll just drop this her
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBJPJKU7kuk
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)

Does this mean we can all stop pretending to feel sorry for you and being nice and all that boring shit now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:51, Reply)

Woop
To this end I am currently walking to the pub to celebrate!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 19:54, Reply)

Well done. Same sort of stuff as before?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 25 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)