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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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do you reckon there is any non creepy way to tell a girl that she smells nice?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:27,
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yesi get loads of compliments on my perfume. only a small percentage are creepy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:28,
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"I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today."(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:39,
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Just make sure you get up really close and take in a big deep breath through your nose before you tell her.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:29,
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A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to HR.
Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.
The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice"?
The woman replies, "It's Battered, the dwarf."
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:33,
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EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:43,
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tell her that you want to know what perfume it is, because wish your wife smelled like thatinstead of sour milk and nappies?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 12:43,
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