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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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See, it's threads like the one from that shit cunt Dozer that are killing this place.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:02, 117 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I've done my bit today.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)
I'll bet you have.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)
I have been quite bored today.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)
And today's been really shit
Coincidence?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)
I feel there are unknown forces at work here.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:12, Reply)
Evening Mr Fucker.
How'it hanging?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:09, Reply)
Just off to the shops to get something for dinner
Glad it's almost the weekend though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:10, Reply)
Hi Hun xx

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)
coo-ee!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)
I think we need more racism.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
Typical EDL response.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)
So you're for muslamic rape gangs and sharia law? I see.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)
Ray guns. I hear they have ray guns.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)
I have heard this too.
(I love that auto tune version of that)
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)
And dog milk cheese.
Don't forget the cheese.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:36, Reply)
That's a particularly disgusting idea.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
I don't mean it.
Looks like I'm gonna go full on self employed, can't be turning down work just on the basis of skin colour.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:33, Reply)
A colour blind sparky
Won't instill confidence.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:34, Reply)
If I thought you'd meant it you'd have received a very different response.
Btw, saw my plumber mate from Oxford on Tues; nothing currently I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
Typical Jew

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
I need some electrical work done
but the usual T's & C's apply. Low pay, inappropriate demands, unreasonable working conditions, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
I'm making risotto.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)
Specifics.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Courgette, chicken, mushroom & goats cheese.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)
Nice. I do like a good risotto.
Spinach and chicken. Standard.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Haven't cooked one for myself for ages. Sometimes cook a carrot & parsnip one for my daughter.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)
You do quite a lot of cooking don't you?
I wish I was more motivated to do more proper cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
I cook everyday. Always used to. When I split from my wife & moved in to my own place I made a 'no takeaway or ready meal' rule.
Stuck to it so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
I'm particularly useless lately, that sounds like a good plan. Well done for sticking to it.
I don't really enjoy cooking for just me :(
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)
Wondered how long it would take you to get to 'woe is me' :-)

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
Saw our friend Stunned earlier. I am 'well jel' of his holiday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)
I had communications with the fella yesterday.
He seemed quite excited.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
i got a text at 1am saying "wooooooo! 40!"
i assume he was referring to himself
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
I didn't realise it was his birthday today.
I'll drop him a line.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)
Just to be clear.
'Dropping him a line' means sending him a text message.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)
Sure, sure, totally believable mate. Totally. Not well bent or anything. Not at all.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:37, Reply)
I didn't really mean it like that, it's just a lot of effort to cook something from scratch for just yourself innit.
But thanks for your endearing cynicism.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
Plus all the tears make anything you cook too salty

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
You're always mean to me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
It is worth it though. Eat cheaper, more healthily and learn new dishes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Don't get me wrong, I don't eat rubbish all the time. Just don't cook enough.
Think I will start again though.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
I find it relaxing.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:11, Reply)
I find doing bugger all relaxing.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Living like that gets boring very quickly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Tru dat old bean!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Pleasure.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
Rice too.
You need rice.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
Max Bygraves....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
RICIST

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Uncle Ben died the other day.
No More Mr Rice Guy.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Stop now please.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)
I prefer Mr Benn.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)
As if by magic, the shit-mod appeared.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:30, Reply)
Well, there's no need to be RUDE.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)
Clickin' dis!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)
Et tu, Froge?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)
I just though it was amusing is all, everyone knows your modding skills are *excellent*
in a shit way
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:33, Reply)
It's a click from me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:33, Reply)
I don' get the reference sorry dude. I thought Max was a candidate for Yewtree personally, allegedly.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBslXprykHA
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)
Didn't know he did that.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:45, Reply)
I tried my best, Jeff,
but these spackers are just beyond help.

Evening. How's 'everybody'?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Splendid thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Well, that's good to hear.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)
How about you wrinkly?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
m'alright.
More blubbery than wrinkly at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:29, Reply)
Get some different HRT tablets.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 21:30, Reply)
Alright shit cunts?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:08, Reply)
I don't like you anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:10, Reply)
What have I done now?
I've not even been here!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:12, Reply)
You said you hoped I burnt to death in my ten year old car.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:13, Reply)
I think what I actually wrote was I hope you burn for 10 years in your car...
I'm sure you deserved it
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:15, Reply)
I said I hated everyone but you!
I can't believe you're being like this.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:16, Reply)
He'll be even worse when he changes job.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:19, Reply)
I'm gonna have to have a serious think about that guy.
I'm not sure I can trust him in a combat situation.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:20, Reply)
Hey, I'm pretty handy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)
I think you may lack the mental skills.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
I'm sure you said and me....
Either way, I'm watching tattoo addiction on 4 it's full I delusional northerners and idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)
People with tattoos are scum.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)
This lot defiantly subscribe to this
Skinny white boy, obsessed with bat man, wants to be eminen by karaoke rapping in a local pub full of bemused locals...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
Set to record! Friday night shut in entertainment.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
BATMAN!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
Me too.
A right bunch of spastics.

Especially the rapper.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:24, Reply)
Fuckin' Batman!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)
Hahahahaha...it's actually a little bit sad

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:26, Reply)
What a twat.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:27, Reply)
There is no hope for him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
He could probably take your place as 'the best one here' if he was to start posting.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:29, Reply)
Well that's rude he's fucking northern

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:31, Reply)
He works in a retirement home.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:28, Reply)
Helens going to get a horse with a boner!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:34, Reply)
But no tits

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:35, Reply)
Can you get a nipple transplant?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)
If I were her, I'd have gone for the tummy tuck first.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)
I bet her tits look better now than they did before

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:40, Reply)
She loves getting her bangers out.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Alright mate!
Ink us some nips.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)
I might get a third nipple drawn on and then make battered my butler

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)
Holy fuck it's a primeval dwarf!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:38, Reply)
If, under pain of death you had to get a tat, what would you have done?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:43, Reply)
Something Japanese I reckon, i quite like those ones.
You? Bristol Rovers shield?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:46, Reply)
You twat.
Rovers?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:47, Reply)
Haha ah!
Aren't they both shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:48, Reply)
One is more shit than the other.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:52, Reply)
But yes.
They are both shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:52, Reply)
That body builder is a right bender

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:49, Reply)
The reason he doesn't want kids is explained here...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zlHU1MqULY
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 22:53, Reply)
He really is a prick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 23:04, Reply)
Dozer, or Batman?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 23:08, Reply)
1 is more shit than the other

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 23:13, Reply)
I call that Dozer is Bristol Rovers.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 23:14, Reply)
This^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 23:15, Reply)
But yes. They are both shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 23:14, Reply)
Dozer is Rovers!
*clap, clap, clap-clap, clap*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 23:15, Reply)
This is my new favourite meme and it's only 5 minutes old

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 23:17, Reply)
But if you're the best one here, that makes you 'City'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Sep 2013, 23:20, Reply)

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