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Also, a fella on site got annoyed with me this morning because I hadn't heard of the Beduff pronunciation of Bedworth. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:12,
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They call it beduff. I imagine it's because all the inbreeding has fucked their ability to read. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:18,
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I mispronounced Bicester one timeThe guy I said it in front of laughed hysterically. "OH MY GOD!!! IT'S PRONOUNCED BISSTER! HAHAHAHAH, OH MAN!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA"
I didn't really get it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:22,
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No idea. Maybe that sort of thing is important when you live in a shit heap. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:24,
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This is a good observation.I am from Guildford, it's pronounced "Guildford"; I live in Muswell Hill, it's pronounced "Muswell Hill". Neither of these places are shit tips and neither have ridiculous yokel pronounciations.
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Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:25,
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I was at a wedding last year and bumped into someone I haven't seen in a whileHe asked if I was in a band. I said Not as such, me and a mate record stuff from time to time, but I'm not in a band, no.
His mum thought this was hilarious. I stared at her while she was wiping the tears from her eyes. YOU FAWT 'E WAS IN A BAND BUT 'E AINT.
Again, I didn't get it.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:26,
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Who knows what rattles around in the prehistoric-level brains of the lower orders, Twoey.(
Kroney, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:28,
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In many ways, I think I've outgrown south east hampshire, Kroney(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:33,
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Come live with me. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:37,
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Only under one conditionDo you have indoor plumbing?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:39,
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Thicko. Only explanation.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:29,
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I'm inclined to agreeThe whole affair was something channel 4 would make a documentary of.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:34,
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PERSONALITY WHORES MORE LIKE!!! GEDDIT??(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:37,
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www.last.fm/music/Personality+Horse/Graham+Tapes/We%27re+Very+Successful
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:41,
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they are the same people who think it's hilarious that people don't know the belvoir hunt is pronounced beavercunts, in other words
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:26,
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I didn't know that. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:29,
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Can you pronounce any English place names?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:30,
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Not a lot no.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:31,
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That's a nightmarish situation for me. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:32,
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'Beduff born, Beduff bred - strong in'th arm, thick in'th 'ead'Try reciting this to him, I'm sure he'll like it!
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He's a big roofer. I think I'd get my shoes shined if I said that. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 12:16,
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Naah! Roofers are all shandy-drinking homsThey have to be able to mince due to the narrowness of the footholds, so they all have ballet lessons in pink lycra. Trufax
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