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Fucking hell the 'Hairy Bikers' are a pair of wankers.
Your views on the best & worst chefs?
No points for Ainsley. The cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:30,
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latest was 12 years ago)
He is a twat.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:35,
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That fat-lipped, slobbering sell-out cockney prick, you know the one ...
Gary Rhodes, that's it
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:35,
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And when I say sell-out, I mean aligning himself with and endorsing one particular supermarket for all his 'fresh' ingredients,
even though everything they sell is either GM or smashed to shit by the time you buy it
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:36,
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Not sure I agree. He does do some excellent dishes; steak with a marrowbone gravy for example.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:45,
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POPPING CANDY IS BALLSACK
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:50,
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Your mum loves my ballsack.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:51,
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+tickling her flaps
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:56,
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Lloyd Grossman is a fat headed shit stick cunt face.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:53,
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Of course. He's not a chef though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:54,
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Who makes "his" fucking sauces then?
What a fraud
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:55,
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It's a licensing deal with Premier Foods.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:55,
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*boycotts*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:56,
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Do I watch a documentary about WW1 artillery or risk seeing if grand designs is not some cunt architect or fucking hippy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:57,
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WW1
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:58,
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WW1 deffo.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:58,
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Oh, it's a shit channel 5 nonsense,
I've given up and gone for storage hunters.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:05,
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You're not a fucking chef.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:57,
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I've never claimed to be.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:59,
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I have no issues with what they cook
But their faux hilarity does grate somewhat. Same with Jamie Oliver.
Delia is fucking shit
I'm off to buy wine now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:54,
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Who?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:57,
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I spent most Saturday mornings at work until recently, and if not, I was either completely comatose or out with the dogs.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:01,
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Fuck this frog, I might start drinking spirits.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:12,
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whisky is your friend
I realise that being a ginger, 'friends' are hard to come by. But whisky works innit.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:19,
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Why have you started acting the prick?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:21,
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soz nigga
You always mean to me so I was preemptively mean back.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:24,
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Am I?
Soz.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:25,
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yer
No love lost tho xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:26,
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Cool.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:27,
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innit bruv xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:29,
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*votes frog*
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:26,
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shit the fuck off
Have you heard Savages? They are ace.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:27,
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Post punk.
All women. They sound a bit like Joy Division with Siouxsie on vocals.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:29,
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*votes frog*
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:34,
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se'sly yo, Husbands is supoib
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:34,
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whit fucken flaws like
Ye dippit wee fucken cunt
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:38,
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Seen them twice this year
We were so blown away by the first time we had to do it again.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:30,
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Blumenthal is, in spite of the tv shitness, fucking superb.
I would sex Nigella in every possible way, from every possible angle, in every possible position, while making her wear camouflage stockings and clear heels. While tied up and gagged with her own hot pink lingerie.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:04,
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tggi^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:05,
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it's the camouflage, right?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:06,
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you fucking bet
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:08,
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shit the fuck off
You tolerated and expendable prick.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:20,
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I wish you had steak knives in your eyes xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:25,
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no.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:29,
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TV cooking shows are pants
hairy bikers are kind of bless and a bit entertaining (when I watched them last some years ago) and Heston makes mental things (which makes it more like watching a mad artist than a cook)
Other than that they can fuck off. I don't want to watch anyone cooking unless they are cooking me a bacon sandwich
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:08,
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Do you like The Little Chef?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:17,
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happy easter
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:23,
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you can get them with mince pie filling
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:25,
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I wonder how many of /ot will be miserable Christmas curmudgeons
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:26,
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I like it a lot.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:27,
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I like having got people presents
but I hate shopping. Also I stress about whether they'd like the thing I got them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:31,
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Ha, you're a mental.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:33,
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damn right
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:33,
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Glenfarclas is my xmas whisky
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:27,
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me, I fucking hate it
massive consumer nonsense, one disappointing and boring day, bloaty feeling of too much food, then January
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:31,
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why??!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:35,
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You're doing it wrong.
It's a nice day to hand out with my dad and brother, drink some good wine and chill out. No chance of work calling, no chance of having to go out, no stress. Cook a bit of dinner and sit down.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:32,
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nah
grumpy people and grouchiness. Last year I went on holiday, it was better
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:34,
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You have a shit family and shit friends.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:35,
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then don't be such a fat fucken bitch.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:33,
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you love dat shit yo
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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I NEVER do that.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:44,
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prove dat shit yo
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:48,
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nowt else to do
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:35,
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big chef little chef
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:37,
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Rachel Allen.
I've just seen an advert of her and I hate her unconditionally.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:29,
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She is an ocean going twat.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:35,
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I've found a show about Irish traffic cops.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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Na, she just smells of the sea. Difficult not to, when you're gutting haddock and shucking oysters all day. A dicht wi' a soap-laden clout would help, like.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:54,
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she is a fuckin gyppo shitcunt
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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How you feeling?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:37,
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haggard and drug addled is my guess
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:40,
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Rory's a she?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:55,
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Apparently I was at school with one of the hairy bikers
The one with glasses. He'd have been two years ahead of me. Can't remember him at all.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:26,
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Aright benders, I have cider and only 1 more sleep till holipopaldoodles!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:52,
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You're going on hobliblobs with Stunned?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:56,
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Don't touch his drugs
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:00,
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Or his foot.
Might be contagious
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:00,
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New thread
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:13,
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