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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucking hell the 'Hairy Bikers' are a pair of wankers. Your views on the best & worst chefs?
No points for Ainsley. The cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:30,
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Anything that reggae reggae cunt Levi Roots appears on pretending to be a chef when all he did was make a shit sauce and sing a shit song winds me up.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:32,
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That fat-lipped, slobbering sell-out cockney prick, you know the one ...Gary Rhodes, that's it
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:35,
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And when I say sell-out, I mean aligning himself with and endorsing one particular supermarket for all his 'fresh' ingredients,even though everything they sell is either GM or smashed to shit by the time you buy it
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:36,
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'The secret is not to prick them' he once said on an advert.You're a prick Gary, and it's not a secret.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:38,
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Heston is a fucking popping candy cunt too.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:39,
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Not sure I agree. He does do some excellent dishes; steak with a marrowbone gravy for example. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:45,
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Some of what he does I like, but he's constantly trying to out do his own wakkiness.And popping candy is ballsack.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:48,
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POPPING CANDY IS BALLSACK(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:50,
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Lloyd Grossman is a fat headed shit stick cunt face.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:53,
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Of course. He's not a chef though. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:54,
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Who makes "his" fucking sauces then?What a fraud
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:55,
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It's a licensing deal with Premier Foods. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:55,
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Do I watch a documentary about WW1 artillery or risk seeing if grand designs is not some cunt architect or fucking hippy. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:57,
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Oh, it's a shit channel 5 nonsense, I've given up and gone for storage hunters.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:05,
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You're not a fucking chef. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:57,
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I have no issues with what they cookBut their faux hilarity does grate somewhat. Same with Jamie Oliver.
Delia is fucking shit
I'm off to buy wine now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:54,
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Not a chef but he's on that Sunday cooking thing, Tim fucking lovejoyI think I hate him more than anyone. What a self aggrandising arrogant look at me piece of sloppy shite that cunt is.
No offence to Ian Mcshane.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:57,
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If you don't know, you are a lucky lucky Pigface.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 19:58,
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I spent most Saturday mornings at work until recently, and if not, I was either completely comatose or out with the dogs. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:01,
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Fuck this frog, I might start drinking spirits. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:12,
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whisky is your friendI realise that being a ginger, 'friends' are hard to come by. But whisky works innit.
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Why have you started acting the prick? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:21,
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Am I? Soz.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:25,
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The difference is, you deserve it because you are a loathsome worm of a man.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:26,
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*votes frog*(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:26,
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Post punk.All women. They sound a bit like Joy Division with Siouxsie on vocals.
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*votes frog*(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:34,
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I will have a look in a bit and let you know whether I think it's appropriate music for you to listen to,Or if I think it will exacerbate your excessive anger and personality flaws.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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The ones that make you funny and a bit weird.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:43,
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Seen them twice this year We were so blown away by the first time we had to do it again.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:30,
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Blumenthal is, in spite of the tv shitness, fucking superb.I would sex Nigella in every possible way, from every possible angle, in every possible position, while making her wear camouflage stockings and clear heels. While tied up and gagged with her own hot pink lingerie.
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Someone's got stars in their fucking eyesAnd a string of sex crime allegations.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:21,
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But have I just had steak before this incident?THIS IS IMPORTANT
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:28,
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Then I DONT want this to happen, thanks.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:30,
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TV cooking shows are pantshairy bikers are kind of bless and a bit entertaining (when I watched them last some years ago) and Heston makes mental things (which makes it more like watching a mad artist than a cook)
Other than that they can fuck off. I don't want to watch anyone cooking unless they are cooking me a bacon sandwich
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:08,
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Easter eggs out already are they?Gets earlier every year.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:24,
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you can get them with mince pie filling(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:25,
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I wonder how many of /ot will be miserable Christmas curmudgeons (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:26,
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I like it a lot. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:27,
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I like buying people presents, it's nice innit. And lots of boozing and being all 'matey' with cunts you normally hate.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:30,
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I like having got people presentsbut I hate shopping. Also I stress about whether they'd like the thing I got them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:31,
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As if you go 'outside' to shop!I get everything from amazon.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:32,
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Ha, you're a mental. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:33,
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me, I fucking hate itmassive consumer nonsense, one disappointing and boring day, bloaty feeling of too much food, then January
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:31,
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You're doing it wrong. It's a nice day to hand out with my dad and brother, drink some good wine and chill out. No chance of work calling, no chance of having to go out, no stress. Cook a bit of dinner and sit down.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:32,
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nahgrumpy people and grouchiness. Last year I went on holiday, it was better
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:34,
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You have a shit family and shit friends. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:35,
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You're being nasty again. We've talked about this sort of behaviour, haven't we?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:34,
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I prefer it when you lull people into a false sense of security then turn on them.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:41,
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Rachel Allen. I've just seen an advert of her and I hate her unconditionally.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:29,
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I've found a show about Irish traffic cops. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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Na, she just smells of the sea. Difficult not to, when you're gutting haddock and shucking oysters all day. A dicht wi' a soap-laden clout would help, like.
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she is a fuckin gyppo shitcunt(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:36,
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How you feeling? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 20:37,
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Apparently I was at school with one of the hairy bikers The one with glasses. He'd have been two years ahead of me. Can't remember him at all.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:26,
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Aright benders, I have cider and only 1 more sleep till holipopaldoodles!!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:52,
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You're going on hobliblobs with Stunned?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 21:56,
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Don't touch his drugs(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:00,
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Or his foot. Might be contagious
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Sep 2013, 22:00,
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