Status & plans:
Daughter asleep (fingers crossed).
About to cook.
Will watch a film.
Early night.

Yours?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:01, 69 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well I'm waiting till I get drunk enough to do YM

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:12, Reply)

YET AGAIN HARTERS PLOTS ON OT TO CHEAT ON HIS WIFE

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:47, Reply)

Well really

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:48, Reply)

He's a terrible cunt.
I bet he's got an OK Cupid profile as well.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:48, Reply)

I heard that Harters' real name is actually R*b F*irholme.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:49, Reply)

MODS!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Hey, I've asterisked out R*b F*irholme here, that's fine, right?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Personally I think it's better to just say R Fairholme of Perth, Australia.
No first names & that.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Actually, fuck that.
His first name is Rob, he lives in Perth in Australia.

I just won't mention his surname.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:57, Reply)

FAIR enough, he deserves an undisturbed HOLME life.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:58, Reply)

It would be terrible if someone were to ROB him of his online anonymity

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Very good work, you two

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)

Horizontal
TV on.
Wine to be opened shortly.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:16, Reply)

^^this
but wine already open
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:38, Reply)

I went for the bottle of wine in the end

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:38, Reply)

No booze for me tonight.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:49, Reply)

Wrong choice my friend
(says the person currently down two bottles of wine)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 0:05, Reply)

Boring family time dealt with.
PUB.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 19:41, Reply)

Sad attempts at chatting up, massive fails, frantic masturbation, weeping into the pillow, check b3ta, sleep.
GWF :-C
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)

Done my chatting up for the day. Think I shall just have a few beers before the completion of your otherwise incredibly accurate list.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)

This reads as you chatted up someone in your family

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)

I've just had a nap
I've got a heavy cold and feel rotten.

Might have to go to the shop for a cheap bottle of whisky, lemons and honey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)

No harm in that. Red wine is also good for colds, maybe start with a bottle of that before moving on to the whisky?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Any idea what the healing power of lager is?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)

Pretty weak. Guinness isn't bad though. All that iron innit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)

I thought you prefered shorts?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:11, Reply)

Bit cold innit?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)

For shorts? no they cover him all the way to the ankles

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)

His wife doesn't :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Well played.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2105020
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)

Nice one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)

I'm really enjoying some anti Thatcher music, as they buried the cunt's ashes today.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Whatever happened to childhood?
We're all scared of the kids in our neighboorhood;
They're not small, charming and harmless,
They're a violent bunch of bastard little shits.
And anyone who looks younger than me
Makes me check for my wallet, my phone and my keys,
And I'm tired of being tired out
Always being on the lookout for thieving gits.

We're all wondering how we ended up so scared;
We spent ten long years teaching our kids not to care
And that "there's no such thing as society" anyway,
And all the rich folks act surprised
When all sense of community dies,
But you just closed your eyes to the other sidev Of all the things that she did.
Thatcher fucked the kids.

And it seems a little bit rich to me,
The way the rich only ever talk of charity
In times like the seventies, the broken down economy
Meant even the upper tier was needing some help.
But as soon as things look brighter,
Yeah the grin gets wider and the grip gets tighter,
And for every teenage tracksuit mugger
There's a guy in a suit who wouldn't lift a finger for anybody else.

You've got a generation raised on the welfare state,
Enjoyed all its benefits and did just great,
But as soon as they were settled as the richest of the rich,
They kicked away the ladder, told the rest of us that life's a bitch.
And it's no surprise that all the fuck-ups
Didn't show up until the kids had grown up.
But when no one ever smiles or ever helps a stranger,
Is it any fucking wonder our society's in danger of collapse?

So all the kids are bastards,
But don't blame them, yeah, they learn by example.
Blame the folks who sold the future for the highest bid:
That's right, Thatcher fucked the kids.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:19, Reply)

I can still walk any street without feeling intimidation
No fucker is that stupid
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:25, Reply)

What? Any street in the UK? At any time of day or night?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)

yep

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Well, you obviously haven't seen a lot of the UK, especially certain cities late on a Saturday night.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)

When you meet me it will make sense
Aint no urban area in this land that is as bad it thinks it is
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)

You're talking shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Be nice to meet you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)

That sounds like fighting talk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Not at all I have a lot of respect for Battered
I would gladly beat up on any punk that tried to beat on him though
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Even if you were walking your wife down the street
And a load of darkies were saying you wanted to bang your ex?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:33, Reply)

I would have to bang them to make a point Jeffers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Watching Kevin Bridges at SECC on TV.
Eating noodles.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)

Fill majority of day with inconsiquential shopping
Cook chilli
Drink enough to remain under invisible divorce proceedings klaxon trap
Hope wife falls asleep
Eat chilli
Accept inevitable far too sober viewing of X-Factor
Flirt badly online for distraction
Wonder why wife is still awake when there's serious drinking to do
Realise wife is drunk
In exchange for quiet life watch Legally Blonde/Coyote Ugly/How To Lose a Guy In 10 Days
Go to bed and dream of Monday morning
Rinse and repeat
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)

My word, you sound so happy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:24, Reply)

S'alright, I think I just need a decent poo

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)

Don't we all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:29, Reply)

My ultimate goal in life at this point is an en-suite
*sighs*
*lights match*
*torches dreams of youth*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:31, Reply)

+ lights fart

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)

Ensuites are ace.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)

whatever 'bill clay' you're not even real.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:21, Reply)

How dare you Billl is the man

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:22, Reply)

dont get me wrong I love 'bill clay' im just not sure he is real.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:36, Reply)

I'm starting to doubt if that is indeed his real name

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:25, Reply)

he is proper shifty

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 22:37, Reply)

^ TGKTWOTS

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 23:53, Reply)

I bet this makes sense to a sober man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 0:43, Reply)

I doubt it

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 0:44, Reply)

Good lord ' bill clay' I wish every one else could hear you,

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 0:51, Reply)

I like Bill Clay
Even if he doesn't exist.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 0:57, Reply)

You can hear him too Jeffers? Then I am just quite pissed and not mad. Thank The Lord .

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 1:02, Reply)

This is 'Bill Clay', last surviving member of the Nostromo, signing off

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 1:08, Reply)

Alright 'bill clay' I admire you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 1:23, Reply)

TANGLES!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 28 Sep 2013, 23:54, Reply)

watched motd
shocking coverage, the player who scored the winning goal comes on after 13 minutes and they don't show the injury and substitution? Halfway through one of our central defenders suddenly sprouts a serious head bandaging and it's not even mentioned, let alone shown? Presumably because they don't play for Man U.

I'm thoroughly pissed off, that's put a right damper on the day.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 29 Sep 2013, 1:08, Reply)