I'm watching various friends and acquaintances fall to parenthood - it's grim.
I don't know what's worse - them telling me how it's all worth it, watching them desperately try to convince themselves that it is, or their pathetic cries of "Please let's go on the lash!" several years later.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:53, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I feel so sorry for those in the parent trap.
am grateful I will never have a crying, shit machine sapping up all my money. Until the parents have to be put in a home.

I also hate how their lives are so taken up by it that their facebook becomes a scrapbook to all things shit.
First walk, word, drink, holiday. WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR UGLY BABY IS DOING!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)

being a father is far and away my life's greatest pleasure

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 13:59, Reply)

I really don't begrudge anyone of it but I haven't one paternal bone in my body.
Im going to be a crazy old cat man with 10 cats.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

I didn't think I did.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I was one of my mates birthing partners and, beautiful/disgusting as it was... Nothing.
Even cut the cord.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I think the paternal instinct is more likely to kick in if you are, y'know, actually the kid's father.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

OK then... I have no desire to have a child.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

"Turn Him Over!"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

You say that now, but when you look down into that chubby little face of the creature you've made
You'll say that then too
( Theoban What of it, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

*expels from seminary*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Lies
You've no doubt had many a paternal bone in you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Fnaaaaaaar

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 14:12, Reply)