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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Seems to have been a bit quiet here today
How would you improve OT and attract new posters?

Evening.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:40, 89 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
sack all the old posters
and bring in new ones
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:41, Reply)
Sounds like a winning plan.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:42, Reply)
Like this chap?
b3ta.com/questions/purefury/post2107021
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:45, Reply)
ah, le tongue est in la cheek

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:06, Reply)
Oh my word.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:19, Reply)
I'd bring back Bert.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)
If OT was Big Brother you'd be the first one evicted.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:49, Reply)
you'd be the one giving Jade Goody the stinky pinky

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:51, Reply)
I'd imagine she is quite dusty now.
*imagines*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:53, Reply)
Swipe'd probably fuck him.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:49, Reply)
YOU SHOULD ALL BE NICER TO NEW PEOPLE RATHER THAN BULLYING THEM
Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:53, Reply)
Fuck off cunt-face.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:54, Reply)
you wish id fuck off! just for that im staying.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:55, Reply)
shit the fuck off

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:56, Reply)
you are especially glad I joined in

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:57, Reply)
I'd be especially glad if you put your head in the oven, turned on the gas and had a little snooze xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:58, Reply)
natural gas makes you ill before you die old chum. they put the smell in, its not town gas anymore you out dated fool.
#GASSAFEBRUV
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:02, Reply)
I wish you'd commit suicide in a messy and painful manner xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:03, Reply)
I know you do. You're very sweet. X

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:09, Reply)
Have you considered getting a quantity of rope, tying one end to a lamppost, making a noose in ths other end, slipping that around yoyr neck and then getting in your car and flooring it?
No?

Well, you should give it serious consideration.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:11, Reply)
You don't like me as much now I've perked up a bit do you?
I'm sorry there isn't as much misery for you to thrive on at the moment, you filthy bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:14, Reply)
I never liked you in the first place.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:15, Reply)
Yes you did! Everyone likes me because I'm *lovely*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:15, Reply)

v n
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:24, Reply)
I remember when you were nice.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:25, Reply)
We tried that for a bit and ended up with some right shitcunts though.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:39, Reply)
Scatter a few supermodels
and a couple of Honda Accords around. That'll bring the hordes.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Alright Amberl?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:00, Reply)
Alright Jeff
how are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:04, Reply)
Good thanks.
The Doris is celebrating her birthday tomorrow so this evening I must remember to write her card.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:06, Reply)
Good stuff!
Is she doing anything special?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)
Wearing new shoes I'd imagine!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:36, Reply)
i love you being back on here!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:07, Reply)
Someone else to sack from here.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:09, Reply)
ballsack more like

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:12, Reply)
It's good to be back on again!

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)
alright Amberl

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:08, Reply)
Alright dozer
how's life?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)
alright yer
This and that. Been better, been worse.

I have new trainers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:44, Reply)
Did you get some cool retro trainers
Or some modern 'we bent' design?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:46, Reply)
DCs innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:49, Reply)
Link a brother up.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:52, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B003U7T3R6
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:03, Reply)
my favourite ever DCs were Spectres

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:05, Reply)
It's the small things

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)
Im not sure I know you even from my lurking days
Iyerrrr
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:45, Reply)
she makes corsets and pole dances and dates the supreme crow

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:02, Reply)
Wrong interchangable face Lighty

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)
:)
I forgot you're the violent one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:04, Reply)
The one that thows cats through windows

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:07, Reply)
Pfft still the wrong one

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
Perhaps some sort of incentive for joining, like the griffin savers dictionary and school bag or the Nat West pigs.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:34, Reply)
But not your album.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:35, Reply)
I'm not dishing them out for free
Book us some gigs, Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:37, Reply)
You do get free insults, suggestions to DYAAKY and people very occasionally being nice.
I'm still enjoying the first two freebies regularly, as a relative newcomer.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:37, Reply)
The insults never stop, they just get delivered with a little more affection.
Your hazing will be complete once you have bullied a newcomer off the site.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:41, Reply)
hello
I'm new here, what is this place?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:44, Reply)
I secretly enjoy the insults, especially yours which you deliver with a simply delightful amount of venom.
Just give me the name and I will 'Rory' the fuck out of them.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:46, Reply)
Bully that new cunt psycohump off here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)
Well to start lets redecorate, eh?
I mean, two shades of grey - it's just not inviting is it?

And I think a MAJOR declutter is in order.

By Colin and Justin.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 19:48, Reply)
I picked the right time to move
One of my neighbours appears to have acquired some 'bongos'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:22, Reply)
I've started an African drum circle with him, you should come over one evening

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:32, Reply)
You live in Bongo-Bongo land.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)
New thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Sep 2013, 21:29, Reply)

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