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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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When I left my wedding ring on and people were able to identify me, despite my face not being shown in the picture.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It's always my tattoos that get me.
Damn you, Gwen Stefani's face on my right arse cheek. Damn you.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)
But what about the tattoo?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)
*drops monocle*
I say.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)
Let the records show that everyone is Coventry is intimately acquainted with Yurters' ring.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:42, Reply)
Given that it was intended to be a reference to the popular internet meme 'goatse', the records should perhaps show that it is more widespread* than just Coventry
I accept that having to explain it means it was a terribly shit joke, but I'm not sorry.


*LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Fucking hell, never mind Nakers, you're worse ethan Dozer.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:49, Reply)
That hurts, man

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:49, Reply)
GOOD.
I'm having to do college stuff today and it's fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:50, Reply)
Its ok AB
You keep sticking those little bits of paper and before you know it a beautiful picture will appear
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:54, Reply)
unlucky
All I have to do is try not to get unmanageably pissed before going for a curry later
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:57, Reply)
I have already booked in getting unmanageably pissed for this evening

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)
Have you got a back up plan for when you, inevitably, get unmanageably pissed?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 9:59, Reply)
I'd imagine it involves collapsing into a puddle of his own piss whilst being sucked off by a dusky skinned toothless gentleman.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)
yes.
It's 'go for a curry whilst unmanageably pissed'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:07, Reply)
I too, am going for a curry tonight.
Am also going to Norwich tomorrow, fact fans.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)
me too!
the curry. not the shit norwich thing.

norwich is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)
there's a good market there.
Well there was in 1987 anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)
I was 4 then. #MakeYouFeelOld

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)
I would urge you to get unimaginably pissed before attempting that
It's the only way to cope with the horror
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:07, Reply)
It could be worse. It could be Colchester or Ipswich.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:09, Reply)
or Cov.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)
Trudat.
I'm going off to buy archery kit.

I'm hoping to buy a good firm riser.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)
This is a post which could be interpreted as 'I am going to handle another man's erect penis'^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)
haha you're right it does!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:17, Reply)
At least he'd get a decent curry.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

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