The girlfriend is at a corporate retreat today and tomorrow.
Tomorrow she'll be forced to go white water rafting on a river in October. She only owns bikinis. I don't think she's going to enjoy it much.

In other news, I'm expected to take part in a fucking Mexican wave that all of bastard Uxbridge will be able to see.

I fucking hate this company.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:38, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Some of her colleagues may enjoy it though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)

I expect so, she scrubs up alright and ent fat or anything.

( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Wahey!
He really should buy her some other clothing.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

He's rightly quite proud of his bird's tits.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Thats *lovely* of you to say!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)

He's going to stand by the rafting area and smoke a pipe
Pointing them out to passers by
( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)

I say old chap
Have you seen the cracking bazongas on my missus
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:47, Reply)

"No?"
"Here's an A4 picture"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Quite a lot of discussion about my girlfriend's boobs, here.

( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)

You started it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Quite clearly said 'guys lets have a chat about mrs K's tits'

( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)

Thats certainly how I read it

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Oh man I had to work but I zinged you good and proper up there ^^^
I was so proud an all bruv I aint even lying you get me
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Oh, so you did
*golf claps*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:01, Reply)

\0/

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:15, Reply)

More like 'regardez, les norks fabuleux sur ma copine'
'le dernier soir j'etais un, ow you say in eeenglish, 'soapy tit wank'
( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)

I believe the whole point of this corporate retreat
Is simply a way for her to power through all of the male colleagues in one easy swoop... Hence her letting young Kroney here think she is going "white water rafting"... The stuff is white and wet but there the similarity ends
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)

It's with all the directors and sales people
the male members of which are renowned as unrepentant flangehounds, so I reckon the point is largely to try and chat up the girls, yeah.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)

I dont want to concern you but if she comes back and mumbles a lot
then I would suggest that you quickly check her bank balance to see if she has got the pay rise
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)

Her "wank balance"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:05, Reply)

I can't help but feel as though I've fallen foul of the void of amusement left behind when Chompy's stripper dumped him.

( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:10, Reply)

Hey just because at this very moment your beloved
looks like a plasterers radio, don't take it out on us
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)

Based on facebook pics of Mrs K
You dun good son
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)

INTERNET VALIDATION

( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:20, Reply)

*nods*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)

as i dont facebook
I am just going to guess
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)

Mrs K - Premier League
Mr K - Unibond Premier
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

you're what?
why would uxbridge see it? are you doing some fucking team building on a roof or something?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

There's a balcony on the fourth floor. Management think it will be "fun".
I'm going to be on the phone and thus sadly unable to attend.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)

i don't like the fact that managers encourage this sort of behaviour,
is there anyone that enjoys it? does it really get anything done? are the people at the top really impressed?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)

It's fucking stupid and anybody with any sense thinks it's juvenile and ridiculous.
Which, in this company, seems to be only me.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)

really?
don't you do something fairly important? are you saying your colleagues are idiotic incompetent boobs?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)

You spelled "impotent" wrong.
But otherwise, yes, that is what I'm saying. Though don't mention boobs, some of these guys are getting a little frothy.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)

No we are now going to discuss your girlfriends impending
infidelity with the whole of the male directorate of the company... I believe the term is Bukakked
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:55, Reply)

Or hartleyed

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:00, Reply)

We had a "circus" afternoon once at a staff conference
I was asked to dress up like a clown and politely told our lead developer that I'd rather be set on fire than do that

*shudders*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

For the first time my team is doing a decent team building
We're going down the pub all afternoon instead of working
yesssssss
( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:43, Reply)

They're planning on locking you out of the offices and firing you all.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

( Theoban What of it, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Where is HH?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:57, Reply)

When is the mexican wave?
I have to go to IBB at some point over the next few days & would love to see this.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)

Tomorrow.
I won't be present.
( Kroney, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)

DAMN.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)

Wouldn't work for you anyway, given the requirement for the arms to be lowered after being raised

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:54, Reply)

hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:58, Reply)

POW!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 15:03, Reply)

Take a big cannister of BP oil and chuck it over everyone.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 3 Oct 2013, 14:56, Reply)