If you want to have a child, you must first kill a stranger.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:48, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do they have to be a stranger?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

The stranger the better

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Up to you, I guessed that people would be happier not killing friends or relatives

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

an old person at least

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)

They're a bigger burden on the welfare state than the supposed 'abused benefits system' you mentioned on qotw

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)

If they have worked towards the state pension then fair play to them
Maybe I don't have a correct understanding of how things work but where I grew up there were a lot of people who were happy enough to spit out kids and live on the dole with absolutely no intention of working and it made me bilious!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Deal with it.
They are relatively rare and aren't quite the burden you may have been led to believe.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:04, Reply)

To be fair it was a rough area.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:06, Reply)

And you are clearly a monumental spastic cunt with no understanding of how the world actually is and no inclanation to actually find out and so find it easier to repeat lies

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I love you, Al

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I love you too you hair hippy.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Well, that's me told by some cunt off the internet.
I'm off to do my studies!!!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)

There's a film in that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Fortress Royale.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)