Slow news day
Now that all the Syria/Russia/Nigeria hooplah has wound down Sky news now serialises china's '1 child rule'

news.sky.com/story/1150016/china-couple-speak-of-forced-abortion

Horrible as the story is, the sensationalism is laughable. Personally I think more should be done for population control. What are your thoughts?
Places like Africa where millions are living in poverty, why don't we throw them some rubbers?

Alt. Things that should be brought back. capital Punishment, Eldorado, Shawoddywoddy. Anything.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:42, 87 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I think there's only you and me left, Jase

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I'm back from Tesco
I have sweet&salted popcorn. Help yourselves
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:46, Reply)

That stuff is so nice!!
I can devour a whole bag
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I'm on it!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

If you want to have a child, you must first kill a stranger.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Do they have to be a stranger?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

The stranger the better

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Up to you, I guessed that people would be happier not killing friends or relatives

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

an old person at least

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)

They're a bigger burden on the welfare state than the supposed 'abused benefits system' you mentioned on qotw

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)

If they have worked towards the state pension then fair play to them
Maybe I don't have a correct understanding of how things work but where I grew up there were a lot of people who were happy enough to spit out kids and live on the dole with absolutely no intention of working and it made me bilious!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Deal with it.
They are relatively rare and aren't quite the burden you may have been led to believe.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:04, Reply)

To be fair it was a rough area.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:06, Reply)

And you are clearly a monumental spastic cunt with no understanding of how the world actually is and no inclanation to actually find out and so find it easier to repeat lies

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I love you, Al

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I love you too you hair hippy.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)

Well, that's me told by some cunt off the internet.
I'm off to do my studies!!!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)

There's a film in that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Fortress Royale.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

It's the Vatican, innit, they told the Africans they're not allowed rubbers.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:49, Reply)

What if they make a mistake in their drawings?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Bono clicks his fingers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

c
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

The sexy Oirish bastard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

You can't tell me they are religious in third world countries?
I would surely be questioning God when i'm lying covered in flies and eating a grain of rice a day
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

The more desperate you are the more likely you are to resort to religion
Like the people who get cancer and start going to church to pray for a miricle.
( Peej, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)

There is that.
When you are surrounded by death, I would find it hard. But yes!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)

That's not a BBC link! What the fuck are you playing at?
Alt: black fellas walking around with 'boom boxes', bring them back.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)

you mean send, not bring

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Nah, I'd rather 'boom boxes' than tinny mobile phones playing the latest 'nig-step'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

nigstep 4 lyfe yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

I prefer lutecore

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)

you prefer sex with men.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Or women, or animals. I'm easy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

male animals and butch women though.
One up the bum, no harm done.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)

easy pretty desperate now
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)

You're not being my wingman anymore.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I was going to use that line when introducing you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)

I think you might be on to something there, I'm going to try it out next time I go out hounding.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)

I hate the gays.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)

What's your damage, Heather?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

A teatowel holder that no longer does

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

they should be shot at birth, stop them breeding innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

gays don't breed

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

TTJ

( Peej, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)

TGGI
Honestly Peej, you'd think the queers would be on to my 'humour' by now.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)

I don't take you seriously Doz, otherwise I'd be having a right queer old hissy fit.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I don't know this acronym

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:04, Reply)

ThatsTheJay

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:06, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Ahh...
I'm doing nothing to shift this "thick" moniker, am I, Tangles?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Don't take it to heart
We all occasionally fall foul of this.
It comes from not paying enough attention when flicking between work and being a prick on the internet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

It's hard, multi tasking.
I have quite a busy job so think I do alright!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

No, they release spores

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Rohypnol-laced spores

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Population control is the sport of murderers.
Or some such bollocks.
It's quiet today eh?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

It's fucking dire
I've had to resort to doing some work. No offence.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

gin and a hot bath
rusty knitting needle
vinegar rinse of the womb
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:56, Reply)

I'll take option 1 please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Sounds rather nice

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:58, Reply)

I HAVE RUN OUT OF GIN

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Eleven quid for a 75cl bottle of Gordon's in Morrisons right now.
Leave whatever you're doing, your boss will understand.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:06, Reply)

I shall pick some up on the way home

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Gordons = almost the last resort
Try Blackwoods 60%. Quality.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)

Obviously there are better gins available
But Gordon's is perfectly drinkable, more so at that price
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Bombay Sapphire for me

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)

Somehow I've just sung that to the tune of "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
*goes for a lie down in a dark room*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)

vinegar rinse of the woooooooomb
classic.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Once upon a time I was up the duff
But now its all falling out
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Nothing I can do
A vinegar rinse of the woooooooomb
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)

I think we've found next years Eurovision entry.
Bonnie did this years, so we will have to use Nicki french.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)

NO REAL NAMES FOR KRONEY

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)

He just mimes it anyway

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Merde on Zidane's floor

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

"Every now and then I get a little bit looser"....
" ....when I pull my cervix round.."
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)

hahaha!
TURN AROUND!!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

I ain't got time to breed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Well this is proper pony
I have been really busy for the last couple of days, having to do work that a minion should be doing but they are too shit to do it.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)

FASCINATING TELL ME MORE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I just wanted to have a moan...
alright
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)

No please, go on....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

So it's all your fault that it's so quiet on here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)

could be...
Or we could have a proper thread
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)

That seems unlikely today

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)

I've done a proper thread bout proper threads

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Bunch of Judases!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)