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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
gin and a hot bath
rusty knitting needle
vinegar rinse of the womb
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:56,
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Eleven quid for a 75cl bottle of Gordon's in Morrisons right now.
Leave whatever you're doing, your boss will understand.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:06,
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Gordons = almost the last resort
Try Blackwoods 60%. Quality.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:34,
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Obviously there are better gins available
But Gordon's is perfectly drinkable, more so at that price
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:35,
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Somehow I've just sung that to the tune of "Total Eclipse of the Heart"
*goes for a lie down in a dark room*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 13:59,
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Once upon a time I was up the duff
But now its all falling out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:07,
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Nothing I can do
A vinegar rinse of the woooooooomb
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:08,
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I think we've found next years Eurovision entry.
Bonnie did this years, so we will have to use Nicki french.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:11,
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"Every now and then I get a little bit looser"....
" ....when I pull my cervix round.."
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:09,
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