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Tell the world of your fashion disasters/triumphs

Alt:
Popcorn - sweet or salty ...... or BOTH
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:39, 131 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
My triumph fashion wise is to stock my wardrobe with similar looking jeans and similar black and grey tops to eliminate choice.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)
I work entirely upon the following rules
Jeans
Boots
T-shirts
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I am the same but with jumpers added because I'm cool and sexy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)
I own no jumpers nor polo shirts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Or shoes for that matter
Boots or GTF
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:47, Reply)
No polo shirts to the way forward. And I got free boots today.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:49, Reply)
^ North east mentality

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:47, Reply)
I just dont really like them

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)
This will change your mind
www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://cache.mrporter.com/images/products/162576/162576_mrp_in_l.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.mrporter.com/product/162576&h=475&w=455&sz=70&tbnid=1BZTqe72OOFQqM:&tbnh=150&tbnw=144&zoom=1&usg=__ulOOEx3asuo7OqRSMIANluEX_44=&docid=DQFauIwar1t1-M&hl=en&sa=X&ei=m8dOUqm_KuPE7AaCn4D4Cw&ved=0CDEQ9QEwAg
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:51, Reply)
Foxy!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I actually want that

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:52, Reply)
How is this proper?
Y'all are Judases. Slagging off the threads yet not putting one up of your own!

Fashion is subjective. I do follow certain trends but am now at the age where I wonder if I can get away with it or if it looks a crisis.

The 90's had a lot of bright clothing and blonde curtains from what I remember... Oversized clothing too.

Both.

See also, salt and vinegar/ worcester sauce
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I imagine you to be quite the well turned out chap about town

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:45, Reply)
^ grooming

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)
And may I say how well typed you are today Mr Tangles
*panders*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:47, Reply)
*blushes*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:54, Reply)
^^ Benders

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:02, Reply)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Hit and miss.
but I do try!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:02, Reply)
As a few of the chaps on her are of a similar age I shall share this
At school (mid to late 80's) I as voted as most fashionable in my class group...

It seems that amongst my peers at the time flecked grey trousers a striped short sleeve shirt, spiked short hair and slip on shoes were great....
I looked a fucking mess
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I had me some baggy jeans
They were comfy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Madness.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:16, Reply)
I also have some acid house photos of me
Wear I look a proper fucking doughnut, Paisley prints were well cool
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)
I had a paisley shirt not too long ago.
The iron decided it wasn't for me
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)
in 1991 you could just about get away with it
2013 NO...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)
I had a paisley hooded t-shirt.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Flecked trousers were well cool, weren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:54, Reply)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 14:59, Reply)
come now sporters
Once the trends reach the frozen waste lands of the North East you will all be wearing them
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
hell yeah
I looked proper cool...*




*shit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Apparently white water rafting is great fun.
However, since I look ridiculous in a wetsuit, I doubt I shall be trying it.

Carry on, chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:11, Reply)
Your missus, however

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Alt: Neither, it's fucking styrofoam packing peanuts

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Alt
Your missus likes to pop my salty corns,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)
I work with a group of naturalists.
The vacancy ad had a typo though, BOY WAS MY FIRST DAY AWKWARD
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:22, Reply)
What are we all wearing now?
I've got a collared jumper, jeans and camo hi tops.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)
camo?
Nice choice.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Indigo jeans, blue adidas Neo, white t-shirt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:26, Reply)
and a fake leather jacket

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Actually I have a fucking nice wool overcoat
which will weigh about 4 tons when I walk to get my car from its MOT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)
Black shirt, black trousers, black shoes, swastika armband

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Hugo Boss?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)
No, I stay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Boss fur Mensch

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)
A black pinstrip suit
with black shirt,

feel proper colourful today
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Black and white striped dress and a grey cardigan
black heels. Overly formal but frankly it's laundry day.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:21, Reply)
I used to wear camo combats, a casio g shock, massive DC trainers and an eyebrow piercing.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:23, Reply)
That was only yesterday though.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)
TTJ, J

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)
You sound like someone I would laugh at.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)
you are someone I laugh at

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
That's because I'm hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)
pathetic.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I KNOW YOU ARE

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)
NO U

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)
YOU

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
G Shocks were in. I had a baby g
With 2 eyebrow piercings, a tongue piercing and the top of my ear.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Baby G are the ones for women.
I also had my tongue pierced back in the day.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)
When I first came out I went from being a Berghaus wearing chav
to the gayest thing ever.

I mean SO gay. Ridiculously gay.

Thankfully that was just a phase while I figured out who I was and realised I didn't have to adhere to stereotypes.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
Go on then
What did you wear?

Were you the only gay in the village gay?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
No but because of where I grew up, I hid it for a while.
Think I was in Sixth form when I came out properly.
It wasn't even on the tv much bar that Brookside kiss. Ha!
Queer as Folk was on telly so I saw my opportunity.

and im not even going into the fashions. I shudder even now. Lets just say very tight t shirts and short trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)
L O L

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)
but not lederhosen

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)
plus, G Shock watches are back in.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)
I couldn't decide if they are 'good' or 'shit lumps of plastic for chavs and wankers', but you've made up my mind for me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
lumps of shit it is

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)
Whereas I dress age appropriately.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)
White face paint and a black onesie

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)
This made me do a LOL but i don't get it.
Am I a right fucking idiot?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:39, Reply)
*joins lolling idiot club*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)

joins Founds
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)
Membership No.1

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Second!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
foggy first!
HA!

i think its a *mime* thing
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Cow first
Froggy second
Donkey third
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)
feck off orwell

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Is MORE equal

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)
French mime artist

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I think it stands better on it's own as a piece of random exclamation. But what do I know?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)
i got it GeordieJay
altho my first thought was the guy in the bearpig costume from the shining. not sure why
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)
You like cosplay?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Yellow got rather annoying but that Clocks one was ok

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)
FECKEN COUNT^

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)
nah, one or two songs are alright but mostly sound the same innit

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)

shock String
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)
*waggles eyebrows*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)
For swimming, mankini, or thong?
B3ta shall decide. I'd try skinny dipping, but the lifeguards object.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Wear a pair of trunks fashioned from modelling balloons for raw sex appeal and buoyancy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Burqa

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)
What do Muzzies wear for swimming, out of interest?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)
A swimming burkha of course
modestsea.com/full-cover-swimwear
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)
Inflatable suicide vests

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:50, Reply)
suicide is weightless

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Ridicule is nothing to be scared of...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Just pop it over your head
pull the cord

and BANG!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)
hello sports
i have a pepe-le-pew t shirt that im wearing to the baysh later this month based on advice from some random count off'f here

alt: toffee
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:48, Reply)
I'm going to drink some beer now, the three of you can do what you like.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
50 long minutes to go.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)
this^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)
I am consoling myself with a YouTube party
Metallica - One (live)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)
They always have Radio1 xtra on in here
playing the same droll urban tunes day in day out.
and this horrible screechy, shouty cunt called Charlie Sloth after 4 every day :(
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:17, Reply)
why don't you "work overtime" one afternoon and throw the thing out the window,
then replace it with a radio that only gets gay FM, or radio 2 or whatever you bummers listen to.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:18, Reply)
Bass FM
B
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:21, Reply)
hmm
Strikethroughs on B dont work
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:30, Reply)
I find Gaydio horrendous
A nice dance station will do me.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:24, Reply)
oh balls,
well, I've jsut noticed the party I'm going to tonight is shitting bloody stupid fancy bloody dress. These people are in their 20's and it's not halloween. Fuck sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:17, Reply)
Bet it was some of them WOMEN what organised it.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:19, Reply)
probably,
the theme is doctors or patients. I'm just gonna throw some food colouring on an old leather jacket and an old pair of jeans and go as a motorcycle accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:20, Reply)
or a sheet over your head and go as a neglected NHS patient

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:25, Reply)
haha!
I like this one
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:29, Reply)
ha, that is good.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I used to own a black leather coat
I was about thirteen though so I can be excused

Alt: neither. Jalapeno and sour cream popcorn.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:25, Reply)
I had a long leather coat too.
Not goth long but long.

This prompted my Dad to assume I was selling drugs??
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:26, Reply)
mine thought that about me
but then I was
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:28, Reply)
You're SO vain

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:30, Reply)
popcorn is gay

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:26, Reply)
hang on that's cockporn

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:27, Reply)
yep
Drinking has begun
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:27, Reply)
I have wine
left over from last night. Bloody flatmates.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Left....over.....wine??

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:30, Reply)
I dont understand
What is left over wine?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:42, Reply)
I'm confused as well sporters
turns out my desire to drink all the wine is noticeably curbed when two people stare disapprovingly at you the whole time and make comments about 'ooh your liver must hate you.'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:45, Reply)
god what a bunch of poofs

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:56, Reply)
I have nommy sake

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:31, Reply)
Never had it
Is it nice?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:32, Reply)
this one is

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:36, Reply)
and somewhere to drink it
sounds good
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:46, Reply)
for now

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Imma get me some Duvel

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:29, Reply)
yeah that robert is a hunk

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 4 Oct 2013, 16:43, Reply)

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