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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Right you load of slackers
Time for a BBC link give me your best headline for this story

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-24429831

alt: his place has gone downhill in the last 3 weeks, I blame YOU, YES YOU......Why is it not your fault?
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:53, 50 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Hartleys Jam news link?
Y'know, pleb jam: www.hartleysfruit.co.uk/range/hartleys-best-jam/
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)
niiice
I managed not to die on my bike on Sat, well proud.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Glad to hear it!
Edit: any adjustments needed? I got the tools and the time!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Nah, perfect ta.
Just need to get a bit more MAJOR LONDON ROAD confidence really. Old St roundabout shat me right up.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:15, Reply)
This isn't going to sound helpful
but the truly big ones don't get much better! I avoid Old St every day. I like it less than E&C.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:21, Reply)
E&C is a well known death trap right?

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Don't go out
Himjim's about!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:02, Reply)
A12 in Essex closed by fruit lorry crash.

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:58, Reply)
*Scowls*

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)
well shizz, ill take the rap for this HH
never let it be said that im the kinda count that'll not take one for the team
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)
A likely story........NOW FESS UP

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Traffic Jam

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:01, Reply)
The Only Way Is Robinsons

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)
Golly good

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)
You've been tangoed

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Ethex traffic taketh the pith

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Very good

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Citrus hit

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:17, Reply)
hang on a minute Dara O'Hare
whats this flucken 'make up a headline' shizz eh? your in no position to be casting stones of any kind sunshine
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)
How is your breakdown coming along, Harters?

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Not to bad thanks TuiB
I'm not sure what order to go through it though
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)
Have you done a massive drunken rant on here yet?

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)
What is that an option?
why does no one tell me these things, I looked at FAQ's and there is no indication on how to proceed with a full on melt down on here.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:07, Reply)
1. Drunken rant
2. Shameful hungover apologies
3. Drunken rant 2
4. Post gaz contents
5. Call everyone cunts
6. ??
7. Profit
8. DYAAKY
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Can I just skip to No 5 you cunt?

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)
Of course

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)
As long as you detail precisely why each person is a cunt.

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:20, Reply)
Well I know I am but what about you?!
No, wait, the other one....
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:22, Reply)
Orange Crush

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:05, Reply)
^ better ^

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Drivers warned of potential banana skin on the A12.

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:08, Reply)
'Lorry driver tells us about his fruit woes'

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:09, Reply)
oh god
officelol
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)
haha as soon as I posted this I thought of "fruit woes"

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)
alt: it IS my fault, for not posting as much.
Soz gaylords.
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)
cunt

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:10, Reply)
speaking, how may I help you?

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:13, Reply)
A cup of coffee wouldn't go amiss

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Sorry, you are through to the voicemail of cunt.
Please leave a message, you FUCKEN TAPIR
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:16, Reply)
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:16, Reply)
squash

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Really put a lot of effort into this dincha eh

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Fucking lazy shite, isn't she?

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:17, Reply)
I'm tutting and headshaking like a muthafucka.

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:19, Reply)
I can't be bothered

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:19, Reply)
A 12 tonne lorry close the A12?

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:30, Reply)
there's a WAY COOL thread up if you're interested mate

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:32, Reply)
I can't even squeeze out a Carmen Miranda/ gay lorry reference.
I reckon people are working/having breakdowns/uncaring

and we all need to MTFU. YEAH??!
(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:35, Reply)
News of Orange on the A12 brings out cast of TOWIE

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 16:50, Reply)
Crows told to fuck off as the A12 becomes too orangey for them.

(, Mon 7 Oct 2013, 17:08, Reply)

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