I iz stuffed now kipers prkper nice ones.
E cigs will only be available on prescription in a few years, bollocks, good idea or don' t care?
Alt, the US govt is shutting shop, feelinhs?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:03, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Now we have two shit threads to choose from!
That's democracy right there!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:05, Reply)

They seem to work. My other half has one and now only smokes when it's a joint
The U.S have too many things on at the minute. They should sort their country out before invading others.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:06, Reply)

What are the US doing now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:07, Reply)

Being indecisive

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Like Les Dennis doing his Mavis from Corrie impression.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:20, Reply)

That grates on me so much.
Who can blame Amanda Holden for fucking about if that's the nightly entertainment?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:22, Reply)

OOOOH I KNOW

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:27, Reply)

YM.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:23, Reply)

Bollocks. They're a smoking alternative as well as a quitting aid. But then I don't care actually.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:08, Reply)

This from a DOCTOR! With a stethescope and everything!

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:17, Reply)

Frog got a phDeacon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:19, Reply)

A doctor of the church?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:22, Reply)

More Joey.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:26, Reply)

Exactly. I'm using one but cutting down anyway. So I know my oats innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:26, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Meh either smoke proper fags or don't.
I don't buy into this substitution bollocks.

I gave up tabs after reading Alan Carr's easyway and it worked for a year and disobeyed it by having the odd crafty tab when pissed.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:24, Reply)

I smoked for nearly 20 years and just gave up.
No gum, no patches. Just stopped. I still think they smell lovely but if I have a cig when pissed it just tastes awful.

The weirdest thing now is smoking weed when I'm dingered.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Not everyone is as FACKIN 'ARDCORE as you though.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:29, Reply)

more's the pity

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:32, Reply)

Damn skibby

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)

I just stopped too.
It's great when you get your taste buds back.

What's the Alan Carr method? Replace with cock?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:30, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:31, Reply)

Lol, it is essentially 'just stop, never smoke again you don't need it'.
Which is why the drunken odd tab went into proper smoking. It wasn't hard giving up really but I do kind of enjoy it. I smoke rollies; tailor made's taste like shit.

The reason I don't buy these electric things or patches is because it's just replacement. If you want to give up you will. Giving up for someone else or doing it half-arsed is pointless. You need to want to.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:44, Reply)

and here was me thinking he was nothing but a one-trick "comedian"

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Gvpyczjppcl \o/
get wid da nu fred mon
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 21:53, Reply)

Get your predictions in for the game of the evening
Bristol City away to Wycombe Wanderers in the JPT Cup.

I'll say 3-1 to City.

What says you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:29, Reply)

35/8 YESSSSSS!!!!!1!111!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)

Noe foot the ball chat Mr Fuckerplease. What the fuck's that cup anyway?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:36, Reply)

It's a piss-pot trophy for lower league shit teams.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Johnstones Paint is fucking useless
If they spent more money on product development and less on vegball sponsorship they'd be on a better track.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Yeah, well the outcome of the match isn't based on how many coats are needed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:48, Reply)

It ought to be
It's like having a mid 80's "Lada Cars" league.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Ha! Less than 15 minutes played and Wycombe have scored.
If Bristol City score three and don't let in anymore then I'm a genius.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Dunno really
I really could do with giving up but what would I do when the kettle is boiling in the morning?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:41, Reply)

Have a bit o' fruit and/or a decent session of ball scratching.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)

Can' t beat a good claw at the nadsack. I may jave a good rummage now.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:47, Reply)

There's a routine which I'd not like disturbed
- Fall out of bed at silly hour
- Shower and scratch nads
- Put odd socks on
- Feed cat
- Put kettle on, step out the back and have first tab
- Do some work
- Have second tab, kettle on again
- Bit more work
- Apple or orange, toast
- Put work frock on - cheekily scratch nads
- Third tab - glass of fruit juice
- GO!

This is all timed to a fine art.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:53, Reply)

Don't your neighbours have a problem
With a bloke wearing nothing but odd socks standing in the garden smoking?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Oh Jeff how you amuse me!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:56, Reply)

They've learned to live with it
I sometimes nick their blackberries too. Should have mentioned that.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:58, Reply)

You *should* be allowed to do what you like on your property without being judged, fo' sho'.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:00, Reply)

Exactly
And if any Tony Martin (top bloke etc.) type chooses to shoot me for stealing his garden produce whilst dressed in nothing but odd socks I've got the law on my side.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:04, Reply)

The Blackberry is the most advanced technology in The North.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:01, Reply)

And is a lovely tasty refreshing snack

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:05, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2103419
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 19:55, Reply)

Cock it.
Wycombe are 2-0 up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:12, Reply)

I wondered why it had gone quiet here
But then I noticed the Pride Of Britain Awards was on the telly so I can only assume you are all listing in order the spazzy kids you'd interfere with
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:21, Reply)

I'd been having a look at QOTW
And adding my tuppeny's worth to a buffoon.

How the hell are you anyway, Mr Jeff?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 8 Oct 2013, 20:42, Reply)