There used to be this weird Irish guy that drank in my local
who took a bit of a shine to me. Bought me a set of tyres for my car a few years ago. Turns out he was wanted for murdering a chambermaid fifteen years agoin London, and is now languishing at her majesty's pleasure.

The same pub also offered up the guy who's in jail for Glittery (little boys and animals) and the one who's awaiting trial for Glittery (little girls).

I may need to fins a new juicer.

Alt: there's a lot of kids around our way who do the trick or treat thing, so we always make an effort to decorate the front door and hand out sweets, but otherwise no.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:26, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

so weston is full of nonces, who would have ever guessed?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

And murderers.
Don't forget the murderers,
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

I can see hwy you like it so much...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

At least it's not Coventry...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)

You might not have taken so long to find a job, if it was.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I'm happy to have waited so long
because the job I have now is awesome.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)

yeah, "waited"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Westnoncesupermare

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Weston supernonce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

Sounds like a 70's band

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:29, Reply)

So does Gary Glitter.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I'll Gary Glitter you in a minute

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:42, Reply)

I will Glitter your Gary surely

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

You could at least buy me a drink first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 9 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)