Cunts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:35, 95 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you had to go too far, didn't you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:36, Reply)

He's right though.....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

speak for yourself (again)

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2111467
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

wasn't this about you never getting laid
like ever?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)

I though you were meant to be reasonably clever?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

i am exceptionally clever
and don't you ever forget it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)

c p v ath
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:28, Reply)

go and have a wank and calm down
then try talking to me like a real human being
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:30, Reply)

OH COME ON NOW THAT WAS QUITE GOOD

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:30, Reply)

yeah by your standards
which are somewhat below everyone else's
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:32, Reply)

TRUFAX

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:33, Reply)

I clicked it.
I've decided that 'ypcciym' should be shortened to 'yscc'

You swallowed Chompy's cum.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:33, Reply)

I'm going to use this idea.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)

The idea of swallowing chompy's cum?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)

*sigh* no

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:38, Reply)

nah
you're thinking of YM again
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I bet you gargled it before it slid over your tonsils.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

nah
someone with so dreadfully little idea as to how to return the favour doesn't deserve that kind of treatment.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Oh shut up you fat mess.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

xxxxx

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Afternoon Swipey you thin yet?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

no
but body fat has dropped 8% since i started my training, which is GOOD!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Congrats, that'll ne why Dozer and Rory are so flirty with you :-)

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

hey, i'm HAWT
far too hot for a clown and a leprechaun
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:50, Reply)

Never seen Rory I don' t even know which troll names he usws these days, think it' Psychochump and something else.
Dozer I have met nice guy. i think you two would make a lovely couple xx
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Only 92% now

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Ha!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:48, Reply)

just bring that pot over here, will you?
the kettle has something to say to it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:50, Reply)

I've lost a stone & a half in the last three months.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:58, Reply)

as well as £57,000

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:02, Reply)

only 4 to go now!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:21, Reply)

I see you're talking about your chins again.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:26, Reply)

Clickin dis yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)

NO YOUN ARE

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:39, Reply)

I preferred the threads you did as Monty Boyce.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Yes, but what's the question?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

let me know when you reach 1,000,000

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)

One million cunts, when all I need is a knife?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:50, Reply)

You are Jeffrey Dahmer
AICMFP.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:51, Reply)

BATTERED IS A PRICK
Get fucked.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I think it's unfair that you get TWO catchphrases.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I think it's unfair that I'm ridiculously good looking, but life's like that innit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Sometimes :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:04, Reply)

ly good looking
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:22, Reply)

it's good, but it's not right

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Alright Roy Wanker

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Clickin dis yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Frog off!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:12, Reply)

*leaps*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:13, Reply)

your lifestyle isn't right

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:05, Reply)

*sounds hypocrisy klaxon*
aren't you half bender?

Someone has been smearing your already soiled name, if not.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:11, Reply)

no.
I'm straight.

Thanks for asking though.

I don't take it as an insult though, so it's hardly a smear.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:16, Reply)

bender

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:18, Reply)

It's okay that you're a gayer! Dozer is fine with it! CELEBRATIONS AHOY!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:25, Reply)

I ent ok with gays
I am with bisexuals, they're only half wrong.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Open your mind Kuato

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:29, Reply)

i ent opening my poo chute

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Oh, a 'giver'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:31, Reply)

the correct term is 'top'
I understand you are a 'power bottom'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:33, Reply)

I suppose it's possible?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I wouldn't fight it too much
They will see you as a 'challenge', and before you know it you will be drugged up with a gobfull of cock.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:48, Reply)

why would it be an insult?
patronising git!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Of course it wouldn't be an insult.
But chutterington here said that my name had been 'smeared', implying that being called bisexual (by Nakington-Forbes) would be an insult. I don't think you can be smeared with neutral statements, can you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:26, Reply)

i think you should be smeared with faeces
and then shot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:27, Reply)

always scat with you, innit?
You disgust me even further.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:28, Reply)

You should be happy.
Panto season is coming up so your workload must double.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Oh no it doesn't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:05, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:05, Reply)

He's behind you!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:07, Reply)

That was going to be the next one!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)

im thinking spicy buffalo wings for starters
followed by the rib eye medium rare with chimichurri
and i dont really like desserts so i dunno about that
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:33, Reply)

i mightve had the apple crumble but theyve stuck caramel in it and thats no good

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:33, Reply)

it all sounds really fattening tbh

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)

What about having cheese afterwards?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:34, Reply)

id be well up for that man but i don think beefeater do that

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Caramel apple crumble is a taste sensation. Add custard for enlightenment.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:36, Reply)

^ Internet fatty

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:36, Reply)

I extend this to IRL fanks.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)

i dunno
but it is closest to the kinda thing i like. id rather have two starters tho
/fattyboombatty
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Yeah forget it, two of anything is always better.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Battered, I know you appreciate straight talking, so I'm just going to come out and say it:
This thread isn't very good.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:36, Reply)

You're right. It needs more people reminding Swipe that she swallowed Chompy's spunk.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:37, Reply)

+ but in a cool way, yeah? shes REALLY cool

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:38, Reply)

i mean, waiting crowds part like the red sea as bouncers bear her aloft on their shoulders and children wave flags and old women weep that they were once that cool

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)

and then...she spies a lone little girl holding a single red rose
with a mere gesture she silences the crowds and halts the bouncers, slipping gracefully to the ground she approaches the girl and crouches down to talk..

"Why hello little girl, what have you got there?"

"S'flower miss, a bootiful flower for a bootiful kind cool laydee"

*sniff*
Swipe reaches out to accept the kind but fully justified gift..

"..an its luvverly an red just like your hai...OOOFFF"

MY *smack* FUCKING *oof* HAIR *pang* IS *slice* NOT *boinnng* FUCKING *crush* RED!!!!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:50, Reply)

lol and click

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:51, Reply)

POTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

And that's a win.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Winner

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:54, Reply)

it's a funny place, the inside of your head

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Downright hilarious, sometimes

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:57, Reply)

i meant more in an odd x files kind of a way

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Well you and Scully do have similar hair

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:05, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)