I just had some 'vegetable' crisps. Some of them were purple.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:12, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Gay prick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)

Beetroot parsnip and carrot actually

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

I like them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

The parsnip ones are the best

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

beetroot or GTF
Actually I make sweet potato ones at home
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)

'Yurt prick'
They come in packets from shops
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)

i'm not wild on vegetable crisps
but whole foods do a cracking packet that's like doritos but made out of yummy carrots and things. mmm, salty.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I hadn't had em before but I would again, apart from the carrot ones.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)

heathen
carrots are best of all teh vegetables
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

No, that's peas you flid.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)

peas are pointless and boring
i once made our next door neighbour's dog eat all my peas, when it sneaked in for pork chop bits. the poor dog was so well behaved that it ate the lot, under protest.

then slunk out and betrayed me by yakking them all over my mum's feet and brand new carpet. the neighbour, a geordie, said, "why aye man, it's good for the carpet, like."

yeah. you know what's better for the carpet? NOT having a dog yak up peas all over it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)

+atty yak
don't talk back
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

do you feed peas to mini ape?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

fuck loads, she loves them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

poor kid
peas are pointless
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Tl;dr

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

yeah, like you can read
running each of your 6 fingered hands underneath the words on the screen and mouthing them to yourself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

DOG DUN AN EXORCIST AFTER SWIPE FORCE FED IT PEAS

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

NOW THATS HOW TO TELL A STORY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Doritos make excellent kindling

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

Its easy
Just peel one constantly then spread out and sprinkle with paprika and salt and bung in a low oven for an hour
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)

I bunged my paprika and salt sprinkled nob into your mum's oven

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)

Can you buy them ready peeled?
I buy ready made mash and grated cheese and pre sliced veg.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)

you can't beat a nice packet of frozen diced veg for that traditional school lunch feel

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)

^tggi

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

i always wonder whether pre-sliced veg can be as good for you
i can't see a reason why, it just seems that if it's been chopped up for a long time, vitamins must have leached out of it or something...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)

Frozen quickly, it is probably better for you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

probably a coincidence

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

I don't care of its good for you, I'm too broken to mend theses days so I just shove whatever I like down my gullet.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)

silly boy
go out there and get some kent slapper to look after you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Why bother when there is a whole range of food that can be just poured in? Peas, chocolate raisins, peanuts......

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:29, Reply)

because sex
you can't have sex with chocolate raisins, at least not without making a major lifestyle choice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

Unfortunately as a result of massive depression my penis no longer works.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)

massive depression and a flaccid cock
you sound hot
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

I was. God, I was.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Horrible things.
I picked up a bag of parsnip crisps unwittingly.
They had an oily texture.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)

These were nice mate, bit o' salt and proper crispy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)