Anyone who drives like a prick,
deserves everything they get.

Alt: No, i don't think i've ever been stalked, but surely, if the stalker was any good, I'd never know.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:18, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

how about berk??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Oh globbits!

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Does she drive like a prick?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)

berk stalked Pig?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)

If I was going to be stalked by anyone, I reckon Berk would be near the top of my list.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)

I'm not sure it works quite like that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)

i don't think happening to live in the same city as someone, and drink in a pub they work in counts as stalking.
If it does,then I have been stalking a lot of people for a long time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)

^ Stalky McStalkerson ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)

That was pretty much the explanation I gave to little tangle.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)

It's a good life lesson.
Act like a cunt, then don't be surprised when people find it hilarious when your marriage breaks down because of your irrational behaviour and drinking problem.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)

oh Al,
you're such a cunt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)

you should make sure next time someone nearby drives like a prick,
and little tangles is in the car, you should chase them down and make tangles watch as you beat them.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)

We do this all the time.
Usually I let him deliver the final blow.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:23, Reply)

good man.
Also, how come you didn't stop to check if the guy was ok?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)

It wasn't a serious crash
He just bumped off the wall a bit and carried on driving.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)

ha,
that'll cost him a fair bit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)

He was unconscious with his foot wedged on the accelarator

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)

We're on the mad month or so at the moment...
...where the students with cars are learning to use the ring road. It's a fucking steep learning curve for some of them.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:24, Reply)

If the people who have lived here all their lives can't manage it then what chance do visitors have?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)

i made a mistake on that ring road and thought i'd got completely lost,
and then took another roundabout and ended up back on the right track. I'm not sure it exists in normal space time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)