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An hour or from so now I'm ingesting a powerful hallucinogenWhatchoouptoo?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 16:59,
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latest was 11 years ago)
I'm making a tart tartin and waitng for my white bloomer to prove(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 17:10,
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homeworkhad to give up painting my gun due to crap lighting
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 17:13,
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electric light it not as good as daylightdue to its colour and low candela
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 17:16,
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Hahahahha, omg, I was just about to send you this as well.the-dimka.livejournal.com/6645.html
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 17:14,
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I can't be arsedthe cleaner does it but she's not v good
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 17:56,
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I used to quite enjoy ironing.Then it got to a point where I realised it was a futile pursuit, as the combination of body heat and gravity makes most of the creases drop out of things fairly quickly anyway. The last thing I ironed was a shirt for an interview about three months ago.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Oct 2013, 17:59,
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Cor, I bet you are a smart and suave gentleman.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:03,
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If you take stuff in from the line and fold it up straight away there's generally no need to iron.There is absolutely no logic in ironing a t-shirt, for example, if you are going to wear something else on top of it. No fucker can tell if it's been ironed or not.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:06,
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In general I agree really, but some stuff definitely need ironing, so I do all mine at once, once a week.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:09,
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Depends on the shirt.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:06,
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I agree.Fortunately my job no longer requires the wearing of such items, and the shirts I tend to wear when out generally don't need it. It's win/win.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:13,
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I had to cancel going out as I have a big gay cough and my friend is pregnanti refuse to admit I'm sick, so it's all her crotchfruit's fault.
so now I'm having to do woman things like washing and cooking :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 17:52,
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yeah like you know what one is AND the new boy toy would rather play out with his friends than with me, typical man
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 17:58,
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Because going out with friends is always much much more fun than hanging around with needy psycho women probably.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:01,
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as you don't have either, you keep guessing (
rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:04,
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I have between four and six friends actually.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:05,
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I do! I know this as there are seven people in my phone contacts and one is my mum.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:11,
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and one's work, one your land line, one your sister, one the nhs helpline and one the train line...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:13,
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How do you know I have a sister? Stalker....(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:15,
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Because you're from rural Kent She's also your mother and your half brother
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:35,
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Going out yurting.Jacqui Oates gig at the prestigious surroundings of the Fleece in Boxford.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 17:57,
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you may be some time then eh(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:01,
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It starts at 7:30, for fuck's sake.Totes gonna be home by 11.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:06,
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You could get an early bird special down the harvester!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:07,
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Too late, just had a pizza and some chips. That the wife paid for. She must be after something, feee pizza is basically foreplay for the larger red-haired lady, right?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:14,
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Do you buy them dinner afterwards now?Is that to avoid the evening ending in disappointment?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:32,
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It's optionalSometimes we do the opera and then I hire the food hall at harrods. Other times it's a quick poke and a domino's.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:33,
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I have clicked 'I like this!'.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:39,
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Are you sure you didn't mean "I have fail archived this"?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:42,
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Aaaanyhow....... due to the overwhelming wave of apathy regarding my 'loose leaf tea' woes in an earlier thread I've gone for Assam (cue strikethroughs)
It's quite good.
That is all.
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ooh we should talk about shoppingand the fact bbc 4 have a documentary about embroidery on iplayer
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:46,
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shit! the other 2 episodes aren't available any morewhy didn't anyone warn me?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:48,
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I went shopping today I was going to get stuff to cook a fancy dinner for the boy toy, but the new whole foods in Richmond was full of cunts. So he can have mcdonald's instead!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:50,
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you have a boytoy? I'd not kept up with this developmentis he rich and handsome and sexy?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:52,
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Sort of, yesHe's very sexy and very nice to me, which is a massive change after 2 years of constant putdowns from greggs hat!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:56,
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yay, this is good news(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:57,
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There'll be something wrong with him All the same, cavy. ALL THE SAME.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:58,
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I hear ya!they're just bastard coated bastards in a variety of hats to fool you into not noticing the bastardity
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:00,
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YepEither they are bastards on the surface, and you fall for it anyway, or think you'll change it, or whatever.
Or they are sneaky devious bastards who keep it hidden at first.
BASTARDS!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:01,
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Do women's menstrual cycles synchronise online too? You pair of blubbing needy chumps.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:06,
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Rory realised his claims to have sex with laydeez were untenable (
rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:57,
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I think he realised I might actually be able to identify him thanks to my network of friends and colleagues in the local property development industry.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 18:58,
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NahYou're a weirdo but you're not a stalky weirdo
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:01,
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Tbh if I did find out, I wouldn't say anything as I like him and he'd run away, possibly forever and that wouldn't be a good thing, right?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:03,
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This is why I don't use my contacts to find out stuff Like most people, he's much more fun as an enigma
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:06,
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Got my hair cut and had some peppered steak for dinnerflatmates have fucked off back home for the weekend so blissful quiet.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:05,
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Yay another girl!We outnumber the men tonight, you, me, cavy and frog!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:07,
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He says he is short and fatSo I'm picturing a big dwarf with a black beard dressed like a baby. Thanks amberl, that's beautiful.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:11,
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You're welcome swipeythat pretty much sounds like Baby Spice anyway these days
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:14,
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Because I'm the youngest out of all the old bastards here? Super.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:12,
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AmberlIs young and hot. Way out of your league!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:14,
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Everyone is way out of my league. It's okay though as I am a eunuch.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:15,
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I'm going to have to interject with the truthI am neither. Unless you have a handy paper bag in which case it becomes Schrodinger's Face time.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:15,
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i suspect I'd be pumpkin spice(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:12,
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AND WHAT IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN EXACTLY?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:13,
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i'm fat and orangeand am wheeled out for halloween
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:13,
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Oh, that makes sense!Oh yeah, phwoar! Or summink
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:14,
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struggling to work out who is poshest out ofthe other two. Also, I can't remmeber the other spice girls
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:16,
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it could be worseyou could be the one whose name no-one remembers.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:16,
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Not a clue, sorrySandwich Spice perhaps.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 12 Oct 2013, 19:22,
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