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Once, right, I ate a whole meal, right, get this, with NO MEAT in it at all.
And, see, the weird thing was, right, it was, y'know, like, alright.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:18,
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the chef must have been thrilled with your gratitude
or did you cook it yourself?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:19,
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I wasn't aware you were gay
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:19,
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Neither was I! It was a revelation I can tell you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:21,
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*withdraws*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:21,
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YES!!!!
tangles and i have ANOTHER convert to our GLORIOUS CAUSE of yurt-baked lentils and home stewed yoghurt.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:22,
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eff dat.
I still fucking love a big plate of sausages.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:23,
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nothing gay about you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:23,
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Soon we'll all be living together in one big yurt commune sharing free love and hummus.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:23,
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but not at the same time
i don't think spunk topped houmous will ever be a best seller.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:26,
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It couldn't make it any worse.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:27,
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omg you don't like houmous?
i bloody LOVE houmous
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:31,
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You mis-spelt "humongous" again
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:36,
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that too
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:36,
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Maybe that's where you're going wrong, Froggy.
Try chasing cock instead of flange, and you might have more luck.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:22,
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HEY! I HAVE LOADSA LUCK WIV DA BIRDS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:24,
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^Bitchfinder General^
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Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:25,
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HAHAHA! How lovely!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:26,
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Really?
REALLY?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:25,
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Well, No, obviously. :(
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:26,
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chins up
you only need one
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:31,
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One what?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:34,
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ONE BIRD, YOU MUPPET
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:36,
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Not really bothered.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:40,
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i can see how you are such a clungehound
with such a sexy attitude to sex
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:44,
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Quick knee trembler in an alleyway whilst waiting for a pizza works for me.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:45,
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that's fucking disgusting
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:49,
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Nice to meet you too.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:50,
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did you at least pay for the pizza?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:57,
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I'm sure I would have offered.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:58,
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Freak.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:20,
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And I chose not to have meat when I could have. Well weird innit?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:22,
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there must have been flange involved
you were trying to impress someone, weren't you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:22,
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Nope. I was just hungry.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:24,
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yeah yeah yeah
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:25,
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Me too, I can take it or leave it.
I reckon about 50% of my meals are veggie-friendly.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:25,
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I love meat but it's a sad truth I think I have to admit that I could live without it.
It's the old 'meat or beer' scenario, where I would always choose beer.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 11:31,
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