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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My lips are tingling from the hot sauce.
brilliant
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:10, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
this is why you wash your hands before having a diddle

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)
what- wha- what?

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
chili con clungé

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I'm writing dirty grot text for the site at the moment
Just asking for it
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)
please try and use the word "distended" in your copy

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Used it before and recently sadly.
I'd love to fit it in (fnarr) but I'm writing about cockrings and not bum toys.
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
ok then, please add in "cumblaster"

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Done and done.

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
\o/

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

"You can even use Skater Boyz as fat ballstretchers! Why not layer them up and see how many you fit round your nutz? The firm pressure will drive you wild as your balls swing and slap around leading to a cumblasting finale!"
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)
pure poetry

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Yeah, go on, put me down for ten

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)
the yurt needs waterproofing for thr winter

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
officelol

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:50, Reply)
I think you might have the best job in the world.

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)
^^^ actual dialogue retread of the climax of Pizza Night.

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Swipey likes jalapenis on her pizza?

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
With extra mayo on the side

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
garlic mayo I heard

(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)

gar ars
(, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

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