i'm good at teh chat
my one skill/talent is that everyone likes me and wants to be friends with me. EVERYONE. E V E R Y O N E

this is why various useless ex's kept clinging on for as long as they did, i suspect. hmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:26, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Isn't it because for some weird, deeply-repressed reason you consider it impolite not to sleep with people?
Or at the very least suck their cock
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)

hey
you're not in the free love yurt now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

You have a fucking massive head. I know cos I've seen a photo.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:27, Reply)

this made me do a lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)

unlike him
needledick the bugfucker would be a step up for him and his tiny headless no-nob nob.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:29, Reply)

^ upset

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

Must be rag week.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

FUCK OFF IS IT FUCK

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

Definitely blobbing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)

deffo sounds like the red arrows are performing this week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:40, Reply)

I am more than pleased to return the favor since you have been making me piss myself all day. And you're funny too.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

it looks like a massive rusty baked bean

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

But a really massive one, some sort of 'pimp my snack' head.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)

part wotsit, part duracell

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Part Sweet Potato

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:35, Reply)

plus mutant carrot.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:36, Reply)

The next step up from the rampant rabbit?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

Exhibit A

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:33, Reply)

Can we be besties?
I'll do your hair
( Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

and by do
he means do
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:30, Reply)

I'd thumb a floppy right into that mop an no mistake

( Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)

^fishing for a gobjob^

( Kroney, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Shh she'll never know until I ask her to suck on this sherbert dip tube

( Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

i fucking love sherbie dips

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:34, Reply)

I spunk sherbert

( Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:37, Reply)

Brown sherbert out your 'Japs eye'?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Oh man everything about this confuses me
I dunno what I'm spunking or out of where
( Theoban What of it, Mon 14 Oct 2013, 15:41, Reply)