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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So swipe has a bigger cock that rory
what have you learnt today
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 13:58, 120 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
only because he is a nullo

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)
I learned that you only have to bother counting
the sexual encounters you're not hugely embarrassed by. Hence swipe claiming under ten.

My number is two.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:00, Reply)
errrr.........

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:01, Reply)
I'd remove probably 3 or 4 from my list

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:05, Reply)
Bit harsh on Mrs Cow

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)
meh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)
OG's is none

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:04, Reply)
No, it's a one.
It's just that one isn't me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)
there is only 1 that i don't count
and that's because he couldn't get it in, therefore it doesn't count.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)
I don't have any sexual encounters I'm particularly embarrased by.
Soz. All part of life's rich tapestry, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)
^beggar not a chooser^

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:20, Reply)
Hey, Cheggers can't be boozers, m8.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)
That you're going to be a father again.
Good help the rest of humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:01, Reply)
God help us everyone

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Oh my Good.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
it is good, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)
Imagine the names
For a boy:
Atticus
Arlo
Cyrus

For a girl:
Pertunia
Delphine
Imelda
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Ha!
We do have a list of pretty middle class names, but none of those...one name is shared by a popular poster right here!!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)
I don't think Captain Placid is really the sort of name you should be giving a child.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
Bartleby Ape

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)
Sports Ape

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)
tangledapeinblue

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Docto Rape

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Emvee Ape

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)
Hang on, it's Frank, isn't it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
rapelswipe

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
HimApe
I like this.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 15:00, Reply)
oh man
i LIKED being the only person who knew this bit of gossip. well, apart from ape and his wife, obv.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
mince knew

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)
nice to be able to congratulate you in public now

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:06, Reply)
Cheers bruv, scan etc were all good
hoping of a wee chappy this time
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)
THAT YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH ANUSES

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:01, Reply)
is that you chutters?>

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Her teatowels won't hold themselves up, you know

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)
I have learned not to be shouting ARSE CANCER when our head developer walks into a meeting

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
why? does he have arse cancer?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:02, Reply)
'cos you bummed him

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)
nija'd

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:03, Reply)
I'm as serious as ARSE CANCER.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
I learnt that I don't like seeing people getting squished.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)
How do you prefer them to die?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Death by bumming is way more lol.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)
so did they get run over or thrown into the air?>
Was it an express?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)
Aren't they supposed to leave their shoes behind or summat?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:12, Reply)
don't
the dude who jumped from a bridge and landed in front of my car on the m62 had his shoes land separately, quite a way ahead of him.

his feet were still in them.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:13, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)
it was awful
if there'd been anything adjacent to me in the fast lane, it'd have been strawberry jam for me too. poor bastard lorry driver in the slow lane, he took the brunt of it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)
I saw a separated limb or summin then fucked off as I didn't wish to see any more.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:17, Reply)
fucking hell

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:19, Reply)
It helps with NO MEAT DAY 3

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)
I would have to agree

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)
what about no gay cigarette day?
when's that?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)
Que?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:22, Reply)
POIDH

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
\ o/

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)
What does the acronym mean?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Pictures or it didn't happen.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:26, Reply)
Oh!
Nooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Congrats on the new kid.
I'e learnt that every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)
cheers
I'm gonna need independant verification of this from Rory
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I'm sure he will.
He's a fluffy ikkle spaniel really.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)
what, totally retarded due to inbreeding
but in possession of long silky ears?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)
Glossy coat too and carries his own poopscoop.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

better and better drugged and then used as an anal gimp by Russian sailors before having my face smashed.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:24, Reply)
I'm in

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:25, Reply)
I learned that lemon juice helps combat rust
I say 'learned' I think it sounds like nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)
Sounds plausible enough to me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)
says the man who thinks being stoned makes him more profound

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)
IT CURES ALL KNOWN ILLNESSES

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)
wait what you partake of the illegal herbs?
I thought you were a good boy :(
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)
it's all he lives for these days

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Wife crying until the smoke obscures her

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)
I been drinking it all day but I'm still covered in the stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Silly Theo
You're supposed to apply it topically
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Alright theoban

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:32, Reply)
alright froggleston
sorry to hear about your gruesome shock xx hope you're ok
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Fanks. No I'm fine as I didn't get squished, I just ran away like a girl.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)
Don't blame yer, I saw a puddle of blood being hosed off a motorway once after a guy jumped offa bridge and got hit by a cement mixer, that was plenty for me

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Pussies, I saw worse in 'Nam

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)
rough holiday?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:38, Reply)
Whilst running away was that Frenchie?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Tottenham is pretty awful

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
Terrible anti-Semitism

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:41, Reply)
Jew would say that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:48, Reply)
i saw a motor cyclists helmet in the road once, it was "full"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Did you take it home with you?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
He's a door stop now!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
That's one way to get ahead! Lolzzzorrrzzz etc 11!!1!1!1!11

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:42, Reply)
It isn't.
Though it's only going to help on surface discolouration.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:34, Reply)
Well I'm going to go plant this lemon tree and buy a rusty car THEN we'll see who's right

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)
It ent going to remove structural damage or weld new metal in, m8.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:36, Reply)
Will it check the oil and tyre pressure?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Still gonna have a lemon tree, suck it K

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:37, Reply)
Lemons dpon't grow well in the UK
those in garden centres have been raised in nice warm greenhouses with artificial lights.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)
It's ok, Ireland is a veritable tropical paradise

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:44, Reply)
very like Cuba I've heard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)
little Kronkey, little kronkey
on a musky road
got to keep on gobbling onwards
you get that precious load
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:39, Reply)
Sounds like I have my Christmas name sorted, don't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:40, Reply)
best here one the I'm

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Pa ru pa pum pum

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Yoda Harris

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:53, Reply)
Still taller than Batterewd

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Oct 2013, 14:56, Reply)

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