All babies look the same, and are boring.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:00, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

ditto black people

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:01, Reply)

and gays

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:02, Reply)

in which case
are boring can't swim
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:02, Reply)

they are good at running though
Which helps them commit crimes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Extra bone in their legs innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Extra bone in their legs innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:05, Reply)

One in each?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I felt it was worth saying twice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Chinese

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:07, Reply)

pakis too

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:08, Reply)

NO CHINAMEN

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:08, Reply)

They don't look the same.
They vary from ugly to really ugly.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Fair point, I never study them in depth. I avoid them due to point 2. They're boring.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:04, Reply)

They're all ugly, apart from my kids, who are beautiful.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:04, Reply)

and sexy too!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:06, Reply)

Not 'alf

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:09, Reply)

They always are, to the parents.
All of whom labour under the distressing delusion that other people will find their children as wonderful as they do. Whilst I don't doubt I will also fall under the spell of whatever witchcraft children weave in order for parents not to see them for the horrible little humunculi that they really are, I hope I will at least not inflict them on other people.
( Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:10, Reply)

I often try to explain this to my kids when they are being a pain in the arse:
If you're annoying me and I love you, just imagine how much you are pissing off everyone else here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Or the Calvin&Hobbes version
(2am) "Mom! What's unconditional love?"

"The only thing stopping me from killing you RIGHT NOW!"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:16, Reply)

you always said you would never have any
but i guess you need a daughter so that her friends can keep you supplied with an ever fresh pool of "hotter younger models"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Eventually most people breed, I'm just playing the laws of averages.

( Kroney, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:19, Reply)

I think I've put a grand total of about 4 pictures of minibadger up
in the 6 months since she's been born

I therefore concur with your approach.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Christ! Stop going on and on about your kid, will you!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Oct 2013, 13:40, Reply)