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Dozer's threads are all shit.How do you hope he dies?
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:35,
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latest was 11 years ago)
winning the gold for team bayta at an inter-baysh dance off with mumsnet(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:39,
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death is a pretty harsh punishment for dressing like a cunt(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:40,
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Crushed to death by swipe after she launches her gargantuan frame off a tall building rather than face up to the diagnosis of deadly bum cancer.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:42,
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Morning Mr B.I hope he dies happy, up to his nuts in Swipey' s guts,grinding away ike the proprietor of a barrel organ and monkey
The Tom Hank's movie looks quite good, might go and see tonight. Might not, waki ay?
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fighting a powerloader and toppling into Minces hoover snout and getting ejected into his headspace(
Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:45,
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I don't hope he dies because children are our future and if it saves JUST ONE child's life it will have been worth it.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:46,
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If we harvest his organs we can save tens of children.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:48,
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I heard that many children have 'harvested' his organ :((
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:50,
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Plus we can hollow his feet out and help all those Africans not drown across to Lampedusa (
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:51,
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trying to recallhow many cilla bulbs
fixes a haiku
chuck
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:49,
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In a really out of fashion pair of high tops. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:50,
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oh man, ill wear mine to the baysh in tributei werent wearing them anyway at all
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:51,
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That would also work for Nakers.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 11:52,
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I expect it'd be something depressingly mundane.Punched to death, maybe.
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Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:08,
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Him?Just fucking kill him, I don't care if it hurts.
Yes I do, I want it to, fucking kill him - but first, make him cry like a woman (no particular woman).
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:11,
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i have a beautiful french manicure shellac right now(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:13,
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My nails are awful at the moment.Last week they were lovely and long, this week I've broken every single one of the bastards.
/girly shit problems
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:15,
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i do that tooas soon as one breaks/chips, they all go to pot.
it's why i have a manicure every week, stops me from biting and peeling the little buggers. that and... shiny!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:26,
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Just fucking kill him, I don't care if it hurts.
Yes I do, I want it to, fucking kill him - but first, make him cry like a woman (no particular woman).
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:20,
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Everybody's threads are shit these days.I think we might finally have exhausted all topics of conversation. We've certainly done YM to death.
As far as Dozer's concerned, I'd kill him just for being a teuchter.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:14,
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teuchter?Hardly. I'm ridiculously well spoken. I went to Gordon's dontchaknow.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:41,
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Not really getting off the ground today, are we?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:18,
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Oh man, death by Dragonforce :((((((
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:22,
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after the adventures in talk yesterday I've kept an eye on it todaybut its still a 'morning' thread. should i post an 'afternoon' one if i wanna chat to dese guys? i ent sure of the protocol
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:27,
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Just remember: no capitals or punctuationand you'll be fine
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:30,
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I hope he flips some guy the bird,
He cuts Dozer off and he's forced to swerve,
In front of the Beatles' tour bus,
A Bookmobile and a Mack truck,
Hauling hazardous biological waste,
The light turns red, he has no brakes,
And "Hard Copy" gets it all on tape,
So Dozer sees the look on his own face,
I hope his Pinto begins to spin,
Takes out a disabled Vietnam Veteran,
Mows down a Nobel Peace Prize Winner,
And maybe some orphans having Christmas dinner,
Perhaps even the British Royal Family,
And the Rabbi that's clutching the bottle-fed puppy,
And we can't forget the newlyweds,
And those Jerry's Kids are as good as dead,
I hope his cellmate thinks he's God,
But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob",
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse,
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse,
While he masturbates to photos of livestock,
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock,
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance",
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince,
I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson,
And forces Dozer to play a game called Balls On Chin,
And whatever happens next is all a blur,
But he remembers "fist" can be a verb,
And when he finally regains consciousness,
He's bound and gagged in a wedding dress,
And the prison guard looks the other way,
'Cause he's the guy was flipped the bird the other day.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 12:36,
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