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Day 2 of my expedition to the north country
I awoke in 1973, the dense cloying fog pressed in at my window and the mournful sound of of a brass band floated through the dank trees. The plan for the day was try and make the local hall look presentable, but this task proved to e difficult, one cannot polish turd, so we merely rolled it in glitter and hoped for the best.
I have retired to my and room and locked the door, on my way in a local 'person' spoke to me in a local vernacular I couldn't understand, I smiled and backed away, I hope he doesn't come back...oh god what's that noise??
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 16:52,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Oh boy?
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Peej, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:03,
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poor weakling southerner
you just can't handle it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:05,
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heathcliff
it's me, i'm cathy, i've come hooooooooooooome
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:07,
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THAT'S WHO YOU REMINDED ME OF!
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Peej, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:08,
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what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
emily bronte??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:27,
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I think he means Kate Bush.
But he's got to be mistaken, she's a brunette.
You remind me more of Robert Smith.
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Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:29,
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yeah well
you remind me more of a gaping flapping arsehole, spiders legs waving happily in the breeze.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:30,
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I do have a luxuriantly hirsute anus.
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Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:32,
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plait it or gtfo
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:33,
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Kate Bush, you twerp.
Haha, bush.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:29,
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I WAS JOKING
ha, perv.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:30,
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Keep your pistol close at hand. They favour the taste of human flesh, I'll be bound.
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Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:15,
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it is delicious
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:20,
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no, southerners can have it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:27,
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They don't do that in curry houses down south.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:31,
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it must have been a really crap shag
most men would crawl on broken glass to get their cocks wet.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:33,
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yeah but why didn't you go back for more?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:35,
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she said no?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:39,
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you couldn't get it up?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:39,
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you called her "mummy" ?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:39,
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you called her "daddy" ?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:39,
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you cried afterwards?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:39,
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you whipped out your bent e-cig for that post-coital moment and she dumped you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:40,
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stunned has one too
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:42,
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any one of my answers would be better than this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:41,
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you can't be a real man
they all lie
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:45,
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so you keep saying
but i'm sure you'll find the right man one day
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:48,
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strangle wanking doesn't count
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:49,
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fuck off it is
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:28,
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and by "south" you mean "celibate and mildly retarded" ?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:33,
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i thought so
i am learning to understand your garbled garbage
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:35,
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Trunk, hood, elevator etc.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:52,
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I've driven to Inverness.
It was strange up there. They all had their faces in their chests, or one giant hopping foot.
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Kroney, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:31,
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You must embrace the North.
It is more a state of mind than a place.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:25,
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Yes. But it's all the same isn't it?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:27,
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lots of planets have a north
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:28,
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Have you been to any other planets?
No? Well shush then.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:30,
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you shush
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:32,
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I am going for what the yanks call a "shower"
It' no bath but they seem to like them.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:33,
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i was on a pretend other planet, too
but mostly I just got in a fight with mutants and freedom fighters/terrorists
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 Oct 2013, 17:34,
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