It's been nasty and vitriolic since The Great HSH Thread Revolution of '09
The subsequent Fluff Exodus led to HSH greats such as The Resident Loon leaving in disgust and fury. The entertainment value of the site went up immeasurably.

Now, however, we are affected by the malaise that has gripped the rest of b3ta in its icy, icy grip. It doesn't help that this board is buried in QOTW's menu. It probably would help if OT and Talk were merged, but none of the owners of the site give a shit anymore since they, as well as half our posters, have suddenly hit their adult lives and realised that fucking about on the internet is for losers.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:21, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I don't know why anyone is expecting any more than we have, when it is only the losers left.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Oh and Rory of course, who is WINNING AT LIFE!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I seriously admire him, he can post here ALL DAY and have a seven figure balance sheet. Fascinating.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:24, Reply)

0000001 is seven figure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:24, Reply)

In lieu of Rory having scuttled away...
DO YOU KNOW HOW A BALANCE SHEET EVEN WORKS BLAH BLAH BLAH
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:25, Reply)

I haven't got a fucking clue, nor do I give a fuck
It must be great being Rory and having so much time to research everyone here whilst constantly working and never having any time off
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:27, Reply)

I don't either. But I can add up invoices at month end and put it on a computer. AND I can sell stuff. I'm brilliant.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Yes.
Next question please.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

200+ employees assuming full time on minimum wage
is £2.5m in wages alone.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

Our company is £13mil turnover
and we aren't very big
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:32, Reply)

6 billion.
I am but a very, very small cog.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:33, Reply)

Fucking hell

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:34, Reply)

Fun fact
When I started six years ago, the only organisation that employed more people was the Chinese Red Army, according to our training guy. Sounds like bullshit, but it's fun to trot out.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:37, Reply)

£6K
But I'm a very big cog.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

g ck
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)

g ck
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Most of the people on the other end of my phone would agree with you.
I'm so misunderstood.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Don't phone your parents so much then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:40, Reply)

We got a press release pointing out that in the 10 days since SEFs started, we've handled $1 TRILLION worth of trades. Nice..

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:05, Reply)

But Rory only has 120 :(((((((

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:36, Reply)

isn't that what i said?
are you just stealing lines right out of my mouth now? eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:39, Reply)

Shut up Kroney
Nobody likes you anyway
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:23, Reply)

A merger's not a bad idea.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 9:29, Reply)