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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am shy and lack confidence with women.
I am actually kind of a wallflower, I just act the Big Man on here because it's the Internet and anonymous.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:42, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
^ghey

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)
I asked out the current Mrs Kroney via email, which read
"Do you maybe think that going for a drink with me might possibly be something you might want to do, some time?"

She fucking jumped at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:47, Reply)
smooth

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Her response was "Hahahaha. Sure."
Or words to that effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I told her not to talk with her mouth full of spunk.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)
At least you can't stammer in an email.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Classic flangehounding!
You knew EXACTLY what you were doing, player.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)
well yeah
he'd slept with half her colleagues by then, the RAGING SLUT
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:57, Reply)
It's lies like this that could give a man an undeserved reputation :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)
I'm gonna gaz him for tips as I respect and admire that sort of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:58, Reply)
are there any women where you work?
this could be a life changing decision for you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Nah, only fellas.
Anyway I wouldn't want one I had to see all the fucking time anyway. Boring innit.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:05, Reply)
so why are you pestering kroney for tips on boning colleagues?
it's like you made a sleazy throwaway comment without thinking it through.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:09, Reply)
I just meant boning in general. I think you knew this and are trying to be difficult and funny.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)
She is neither of those things.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)
i don't know why i missed you :(

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I can see she ain't funny, you'll have to let me know on being 'easy'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)
but you have a soggy cock that doesn't work

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)
I dunno why you are so bothered by this.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)
it just seems to be a crime against nature

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:18, Reply)
It is. But it's also none of your business.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)
yes it is
you share your cock with us, that makes it our business
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)
I share my cock with anyone.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)
FINE, bring it round tonight and i'll have a look for you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Rory's right about your morals.
Or lack thereof.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)
i'm not being serious
i would never sleep with either of you losers
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Just suck their cocks in a doorway?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)
we'd been going out for 3 years by that point!
it wasn't our fault there were no nightbuses, we were poor horny students...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)
What about Reg?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)
i thought you were reg

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)
even swipe thinks you're rory, doc

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:51, Reply)
You appear to have pulled a stunner
r d
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:47, Reply)
He said he'd never tell :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:48, Reply)
Are you kidding? Stunned has got 'kiss and tell' written all over his face.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)
I'm just a fool for a looming lummox of a Jew with a cowlick.
It's a weakness.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:50, Reply)
He is pretty dreamy*


*For a one-legged alcoholic
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:53, Reply)
*beats kroney off with a shitty stick*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:54, Reply)
He fucking loves that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:55, Reply)

with a shitty stick
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)
I dunno Reg, I do as you ask and share something and not even a sniff of a response.
Typical internet pricking from Reg, here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 10:56, Reply)
what a caaaahnt.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:03, Reply)
soz Joe as well you know internet pricking ent my modes operandy
but a cunts gotta earn a crust, keep the kids in ballon hats etc, etc

how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)
These cunts are dragging my good name through the mud, accusing me of slut-horsery and whatnot.
Fucking appalling, Reg. Do you know a good solicitor? Frigging libellous, is what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)
nah, but i know a paralegal with balance issues

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:28, Reply)
It'll do.
Spin him round three times and send him over.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)
i thought swiper was a girl?

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)
It's unclear whether he is pre- or post-op at the moment

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)

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