^this really happened.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:07, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

i gave my boyfriend at university a suck job in the doorways of a very fancy shop on regent street once
so these things do happen...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)

*paging rory*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

yer
cos they'd let him near a fancy shop
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)

It's okay, he's here under the guise of 'Reg'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)

You're all about class, aren't you?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Ask her about the one on a building site.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)

he was
the honourable oswald montmorency stjohn trumpington-dishwallah the third, he was.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Tell us about the building site one.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)

ffs
don't fall for kroney's bollocks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)

"fall" for his "bollocks"
*groo*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Ask her how old he was.
LIBEL'S A TWO WAY STREET SWIPE
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)

It's only libel if it is untrue.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:17, Reply)

For the sake of diplomatic relations, I'm going to maintain that I said something libellous.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)

LIKE YOUR MUM'S BACK PASSAGE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)

You've got bollocks all over your face.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:17, Reply)

sometimes this is true
i call it "friday night".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Did you get some Friday?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)

actually yes, as it happens
but that wasn't the point of the joke
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Knowing you and the chap involved, I am in the throes of some epic squicking right now.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:28, Reply)

What the fuck is 'squicking'?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Something I saw on the internet once.
I understand it to be the strong feelings of revulsion you get shortly before vomiting.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)

he means squeaking
with jealousy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)

He means spunking.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:40, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=squicking

The practice one takes up when skullfucking becomes tedious. Skullfucking is the easiest of the two acts, as you only have to remove your partners eye to get somewhere to stick your thingy. A proper squicking requires you to trephine your partner (make a hole in your partners skull) and pork its brain this way. Aiming for the gap between the two hemispheres is said to provide you with firestorming orgasms.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Go, girl!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:29, Reply)

that's what he said in the morning :(
(not really)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:35, Reply)

He still had his ball gag in and could only make gubgubgub noises.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

You weren't bad for a beginner.
Bit rude to spit though.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)

did he manage to keep his tophat on and greet the kids at the same time?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)

it was 3am
your kids should be in bed by then
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 11:14, Reply)