I don't care for current news. I prefer shit from 2008 or earlier.
Alt: Ent having lunch cos I'm going out for me tea later.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:23, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Saving yer appetite?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Yeah so I can stuff my face then.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:25, Reply)

I'm having a curry later.
I'm going to have lunch also, because I'm a massive fat cunt.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:29, Reply)

Well I like to look after my svelte figure.
You should go and have some of that dry meat curry, I have heard it's well good.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Just going somewhere local with some of the missus' friends.
I'll have to go home early, though. I'm more of the pipe and slippers type these days and they'll all be off out staying up until 3am reaching for the lasers because young people have nothing interesting to say for themselves.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:32, Reply)

How old are you again Grandad?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:35, Reply)

33

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Oh, for some reason I thought you were younger than me. Anyway, as you were.
I *need* a pipe.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Once the sidekicks and One D tshirts come out, I'm off to catch up on Downton, swear down blud.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I'd do the same, but probably watch 'Lewis' instead.
10pm is a perfectly reasonable time to go home.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

he's not going to look like their dad AT ALL

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:37, Reply)

RUBBISH young people *love* having a slightly too old for whatever they are doing, creepy chap hanging around.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:39, Reply)

he's probably almost just about alright at the moment
but when he ditches her for that next young thing... man is he going to look like the creepy old christmas uncle. and the one after that... sheesh. like a fire in a plastics factory.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

I wouldn't do that. The younger lot are all fucking stupid.
They're fun to keep around as mates so that I can snee snee behind their backs at how stupid they are, maybe for the occasional suck job in a building site, but other than that, they serve no purpose.
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

but that's not what you said
you said, you would keep ditching girls for younger models.

stop contradicting yourself ONLINE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Yeah, but I was set straight by somebody ONLINE so I could be less hypocritical.

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

good
there is a lesson here that it looks as if you have learned well. if only you were a bit quicker on the uptake, but i am sure you will try harder next time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:46, Reply)

I know I certainly did.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Watchaving?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:30, Reply)

Dunno yet. Will report back tomorrow with my critique.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:31, Reply)

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:29, Reply)

McDonalds.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:31, Reply)

classy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:32, Reply)

They do burgers with beef OR chicken.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:32, Reply)

dont forget fish

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:33, Reply)

And little buckets of sauce.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:34, Reply)

oh man, that place is the tits

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:35, Reply)

And the lips, ears, and bollocks.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Yeah, their breakfasts are great.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:40, Reply)

I've never tried their breakfasts.
I'm not a big fan of cooked stuff early in the day. Their shitty burgers are alright though, when the mood takes you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:42, Reply)

I havent had one for ages. That why I'm sad that Reg has blown me out for our Burger Baysh on Saturday.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

one sex
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:47, Reply)

UNTRUE
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2128996
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)

we ent meeting in a shop door noo-noo

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:50, Reply)

dirty burger, vauxhall, they have beer, ill be there around 3pm

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:49, Reply)

Thats about ten mins away from me, and I'm working Saturday. See you there.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:51, Reply)

\o/
how will i know you?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:52, Reply)

I'll wave.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

In the states they are doing boxes of "wings" now.
I hate to think where they get this "meat".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Did you have some?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:43, Reply)

You know, when you were in the states, which you BARELY MENTION?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:44, Reply)

OH MY GOD!
I'VE been to America TOO!!!!!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:50, Reply)

ME TOO.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:53, Reply)

I went to America for six weeks, not three.
Just an FYI
( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I flew business class though.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Nah, blud.
Wendys or Carl's Jr. is where it's at.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Happier times, eh Doc?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:32, Reply)

I'm always happy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 12:32, Reply)