i once went into a chippy, right, and they were charging 15bloodypee for a sachet of ketchup!
fucken...words fail me, fucken just charge more for yer fish and chips and cunting pies if you want you fat greedy fucks but don expect me to be sitting down for fish and chips when ive got to shell out fifteen pee a turn for half a blob of ketchup, i wan a fucken bottle and you can water it down with vinegar all you like cos I quite lick it vinegary but i ent giving you fifteen pee to fiddle with a fucken sachet whilst my fish gets cold and then i ent got enough sauce anyways
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:04, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

was it like posh ketchup? or just some sort of heinz shit?
There was a whole Jeremy Vine thing about ketchup being charged for. People were unnecessarily angry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:06, Reply)

i don care if its ketchup with a hint of the queens fucken vag pus
fucken sachets can get to fuck
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:08, Reply)

In the States (I am not sure if I have mentioned that I recently holidayed in the USA)
they have peeny bottles of heinz.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)

with soaring costs, local businesses are struggling to find a way to keep their margins healthy.
If you're not willing to support your local chip expert, then you will be stuck with big business fish and chip emporiums who don't care about you, the fish or your vinegar preferences.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:10, Reply)

fucken hell man
whats the weather like in balamory? cos i ent met a chip shop yet that gives more of a fuck about me than my money
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

im hungry now
forget i mentioned fish & chips everyone, thanks
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)

I always buy a little bottle with me fish and chips as that all I really have it with.
The one they have near me always tastes a bit 'appley' thats why I go down the little fish and chip shop in sandgate, as the sauce is better and the chips are crinkle cut.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Crinkle cut chippy chips are awesome.
I like the chippies that still fry eveything in LARD.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:11, Reply)

that;s why you're losing that foot.
but yeah, I agree with you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Some advertise that they 'now cook with vegetable oil' or something like its a *good* thing?
What's wrong with people?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Back in Brum my local pizza place had a big sign saying "Entirely non-Halal"
It weren't racist though cos they were brown. Just not very religious.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:35, Reply)

Scottish chippies are a whole other world of decadence.
All about a battered white pudding or spicy haggis.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Nom.
It's OK, once every other year.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:18, Reply)

I like haggis

( Kroney, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

so northern ones then
doing it properly for decades
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:21, Reply)

The one redeeming feature of 'the north' isn't enough to make me ever want to visit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:23, Reply)

The North is lovely.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:27, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I haven't been further than Birmingham since birth.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:28, Reply)

Birmingham is offputting

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:30, Reply)

I went there quite a lot before getting dumped. Again,

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

What's wrong with Birmingham?
/Coventry
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:31, Reply)

The city centre is excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:33, Reply)

compared to hull, maybe

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Oct 2013, 14:38, Reply)