I just had a one word email back from one of our developers
"access?"

ARGH! CUNT!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:16, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Does you do or does you don't?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:17, Reply)

Today, I dont

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:19, Reply)

Tell him Excel is better

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:21, Reply)

This was me trying to help out development team to sort a problem out
Yeah, cheers guys

No wait, the other one

FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU IN THE EYE YOU AUTISTIC CUNTS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I occasionally have to deal with emails from the general public
They're not a bright lot.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Is he "your flexible friend"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:18, Reply)

When I get emails like that, I reply with
"What?"
( Kroney, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Y'see, at least you only have to deal with cunts who you work with
I have to be polite in any correspondence I have.
Often the best method is to wait a few hours before replying, by which time hopefully I will have calmed down.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:31, Reply)

"What" wasnt the first word that came to mind

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:32, Reply)

respond with "outlook"
It's obviously a game of MS Office Professional Top Trumps.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

As a developer.
Don't fucking phone me asking if I've coded the thing yet if I've already emailed you telling you you've fucked up my access AGAIN.

I had this for a week. Every day the prick would phone me. It was his job to sort me access. Then he'd whinge as they really wanted it desperately.

The CR was a year old, it only became desperate because he got called out.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 24 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)