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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So Dozer's mum got kicked & punched to death by his dad.Who would you like to kill?
How would you do so?
Alt: list your childhood traumas that could possibly excuse you being such a prick.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:17,
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latest was 12 years ago)
?I've obviously missed something here
I'd like to kill everyone today by using my bare fists
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:17,
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Naked fists?Sexytime.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:18,
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Sicko.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:25,
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It is not the pleasure of the reaching the destinationBut that of being on the journey.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:18,
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I don't have any childhood traumas, this is all home-grown prickishness.(
Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:18,
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Yes**Might not be.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:20,
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Woah. Bit cunty to put that, no? Or am I being naive?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:22,
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Nah, Dozer wouldn't think twice about saying that dort of shit to others.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:24,
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*shrugs*.dunno the story, going down the boozer
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:25,
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thats a rather childish justificationbut i ent the kind for stirring shit so carry on
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:27,
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I wouldn't bring that sort of stuff up, actually.Even on here there are blurred and hazy lines.
I've never joked about Monty's sister catching HIV from being gang raped
I don't joke about PJ's dad's suicide
I would find that to be crass and in extreme bad taste.
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you know you want it but you're a good girrrrrrrrrrl
man another ear worm
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:03,
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yer I don't joke about your thing when you were 13 either.You'd think that as one of these pricks that uses the phrase 'as a parent', he'd find this kind of thing reprehensible.
Evidently not.
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to be fair, that was totally my fault for getting drunk and going on the pullit didn't scar me at the time. it's only now in hindsight that it seems fucking ICKY and GROSS.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:28,
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Trouble is my dad beat the shit out of my mumSo I don't care about him hanging himself or whatever it was he did.
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Peej, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 18:20,
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My mother's death affected me in many negative ways. I'm alright now though.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:23,
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ive got nightswimming by rem as an earworn right nowso id like to strangle whoever gave me it with michael stipes intestines
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:23,
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i hate that songhe sounds like a mong when he sings it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:26,
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it wont go away kiddogimme a decent sub yeah?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:28,
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some cunt mentioned kung fu fightingand now i'm earworming that, if that helps
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:35,
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Has hearing this left you with Scar Tissue in your ears?Yes I know it's by RHCP
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:26,
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I bet she was begging for it at the end. Through blood and snot and gak.
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Somebody committed suicide in Uxbridge this afternoon.Traffic's going to be a bitch on the way home, too.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:32,
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Yeah, like there's even a real place called that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:35,
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if you've never beencolour yourself lucky
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:36,
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Apparently, according to Doris, an air ambulance landed.I gave it the old "I hope they've got a shovel" joke.
Seems that's bad taste out in the real world.
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Kroney, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:36,
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I was traumatised by being brought up by Platypuses/platypusithey didn't get the whole live birth thing so I spent 2 months in an egg, and that's no yolk.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:33,
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they are funny looking fuckersboth the platypus and the poster directly above
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:35,
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They look like they were made up out of left over parts(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:36,
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That's a bit harsh on Battered, there(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:36,
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fair pointnot sure what came over me there
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:40,
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You fat ginger northern mess with daddy issues. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:43,
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Hey some people can work the duracell lookYou shouldn't be ashamed
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i watched that david attenborough things on vertebratesit had lots about them and that other egg laying mammal, they are ace
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:41,
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yeah, you eat them to stop you getting a cold(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:45,
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There isn't.Both are attention seeking, dull and shit themselves regularly.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:50,
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you are about 18 months younger than me, you mopheadyou must be thinking about what your EVER YOUNGER BIRDS' mates say about you when you go to the bar (because they can't get served themselves)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:03,
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I don't want to kill anyoneAlt: Possibly because I suffered no traumas in my childhood?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:48,
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I would like to kill people who are MEAN by doing something nasty to them.I dunno. I've not really thought this through.
Alt: surprisingly, I was bullied and friendless for a large portion of my youth. I know, who'dathunkit, eh?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:53,
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You're only saying that because I have access to DRUGS.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 16:56,
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I'd kill professor plum in the conservatory with the candlestickWhy? I don't have a cluedo.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:32,
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you must be boardbut it does prove that on puns I don't have the monopoly
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:34,
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I'm scrabbling to find a response. I think I have one but it's a Risk.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:37,
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it does cause some frustration(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 17:48,
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