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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I like cider in my tummy
I like my willy in your mummy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:26, 137 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I like my dick in your dad's ass

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:31, Reply)
I like real ale in a glass
I like taking YM up the arse
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:32, Reply)
And you wouldn't meet me eh?
Fuckin gay prick homo
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:39, Reply)
I thought you didn't meet people from here?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:41, Reply)
I don't, but that's not the point
One day I will bump into swipe...all her favourite eateries are near my office
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:44, Reply)
Well I definitely wouldn't meet you as you are a big posh sod with floppy hair and gay.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:46, Reply)
POTD!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:47, Reply)
My hair ent floppy it's tight like a gorillas fist

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:50, Reply)
I'm hearing you're like a shit version of shit comedy character 'Tim nice but dim', but with a popped collar.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Yeah well your hearing is as shit as your face

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:00, Reply)
That's because I have otitis externa and a perforated eardrum.
But my face is MAGNIFICENT
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:04, Reply)
I like beer.
I like wine.
I like cheese.
I like walking.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:47, Reply)
I know where you live

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:51, Reply)
Do you?
Post a link to the street view of my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:51, Reply)
I dunno how to post map links

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Just post his address so we can send him 'presents'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:53, Reply)
there are posters on here that have my address.
Imagine that!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Woah! Edgy.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:56, Reply)
I know.
Acidic satire is my modus operandi.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)
And there I was thinking it was wearing brown hoodies with swearing emblazoned on the front in a childish affront to society.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:59, Reply)
Clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:01, Reply)
hey, Shit Skateboards make cool stuff, what can I say?
Oh yer, did you know that Chimpy once had an online breakdown where he posted that picture as a reply to all the posts on the popular board?

He got stepped, it was well lol.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:02, Reply)
What a knob. If it's already on the internet it's not exactly secret information is it?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:05, Reply)
I don't really know what the thirty year old virgin was thinking when he did that.
Probably pissed on homebrew with his stained y fronts round his cheap ankles.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:07, Reply)
I'm sure it's not that difficult to work out who people are if you can be bothered to piece together information. I know I have probably posted enough for people to find me.
But what's the point?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)
chimpy has failed at everything he's ever attempted so he tries to be all clever on the internet.
That's why.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:13, Reply)
Screenshot?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:53, Reply)
On the phone

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Ok, I'll bite, how'd you figure it out?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:55, Reply)
you were talking about the island this morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Oh, yeah, but I thought he knew which of the 200 charming victoriana terraces was mine specifically.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)
I live in a charming Victorian terrace, near a restored windmill in York.
I wonder what shitferbrains can do with that information.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:00, Reply)
Very little I imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:01, Reply)
about as much as he managed with your info

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:03, Reply)
He went to Oxford,
It's not a large town.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:04, Reply)
neither is York

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:04, Reply)
I like your arch.
Good story about a truck getting stuck in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:07, Reply)
it's happened a few times
It's the last remaining barbican in York, fact fans.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:12, Reply)
Didnt really I jut rememberd where your island is
I'm disappointed I thought it was a little island with a tree house on
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Soz.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:58, Reply)
Yeah me too

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:05, Reply)

I like beer
I like sauce
I like.sexual intercourse.
Band called Barney and the Rubbles.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:54, Reply)
I used to be able to bung a limerick together at the drop of a hat (Panama)
And I can't do it for this. What have I become?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:54, Reply)
A disappointment

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:55, Reply)
To myself
To..no, just to me, but I am rather Rowley Birkin as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)
Johnny cash.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:57, Reply)
I knew a guy thought cash wrote that.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:59, Reply)
His version is much better though isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:00, Reply)
Well yeah.
NIN are goth shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:01, Reply)
I can't name anything they have done, other than that one.
I feel this is a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:02, Reply)
I quite like a fair bit of their stuff

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:03, Reply)
Yeah, but your taste in music is notoriously appalling

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:04, Reply)
YEAH????

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:05, Reply)
Yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:06, Reply)
do you want to tell the rest of the class about 'blastbeat'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:09, Reply)
Nah.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:09, Reply)
didn't think so.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)
I think your taste in music is fair. Average, I suppose. With flecks of brilliance.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:07, Reply)
you've probably wanked over my last.fm profile, you naughty boy xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:08, Reply)
my god there's a whole load of sexual tension in here with you guys

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)
i'm assuming me bing here is now throwing cold water over you all

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)
as ever.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:11, Reply)
I think I was in there too. Damn.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:11, Reply)
yup
I wish you guys were hot in my imagination, then this place would be excellent, Unfortunately...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:11, Reply)
I'm extremely handsome

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:13, Reply)
you are.
So am I.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:14, Reply)
I am very good looking. I have been told by people who aren't even related to me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:17, Reply)
LIES

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:18, Reply)
Chicks dig me.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:19, Reply)
me too!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:20, Reply)
LIES

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:21, Reply)
I've done some modelling
But I don't like talking about it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:23, Reply)
I have been on the front cover of a magazine or two, but like you don't like to talk about it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:26, Reply)
yeah, it just makes other guys dislike us.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:28, Reply)
I'd link you up, but I was under 18 at the time and you might defile my pics

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:30, Reply)
I was in my early 20s, so don't feel about wanking over them, okay?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:31, Reply)
I shall not be looking at them as I can't trust myself.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:36, Reply)
haha, lol!
to all of these
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:18, Reply)
Have you seen any of these clowns?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:20, Reply)
not many any of them
edit i meant 'not any' here
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Probably for the best. I saw them bash pics and feel a bit sick.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:24, Reply)
I'll have Sex with anyone of you.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:12, Reply)

best only offer I've had in weeks

oh wait..not me:(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:13, Reply)
I dunt do rangas soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:18, Reply)
Not yet, I just had a flick through bash photos today to see what a waqqi bunch of twats you lot are.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:13, Reply)
I think his taste in music is pretentious jism

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:09, Reply)
He recommended an album to me which I have been listening to all week. He's alright is that Dozer.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Why don't you send him the link you once sent me
Of a dogs head in a nurses uniform accompanied by the sound of some fridges being dragged over a slate floor.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:08, Reply)
He wouldn't understand it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:09, Reply)
that was Come on my Selector by Squarepusher.
Amen breaks and slap bass, what's not to like?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Sounds like a Seinfeld remix

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:13, Reply)
you'd prob like that track

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Nah

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:17, Reply)
oh yer, forgot
You're into pendulum and DJ Fresh.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:19, Reply)
Dunno who that Dj is soz

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:23, Reply)
he was in Bad Company
And now he makes shit plebby chart dance.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:24, Reply)
Bad Company was the band that was formed out of Free after Paul Kossof died.
Are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:27, Reply)
Bad Company was also a DnB collective.
They had to change their name to BCUK.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:30, Reply)
He's no Tony Blackburn, that's for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:25, Reply)
I like the flowers
I like the daffodils
I like the seaside
I like the rolling hills
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 20:59, Reply)
wait, I might like the mountains

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:01, Reply)
I was at the top end of my territory yesterday
Not far from Menwith Hill.

In mountains and woodland. Days like that, I keep having to remind myself that I'm paid to do it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:13, Reply)
Are you a shepherd?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:15, Reply)
Oi you cunts
I've been pottering about at the bottom of the last thread
for 40 minutes and nobody told me you'd done another.
Stick your heads-ups up yer arses.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:11, Reply)
SORRY EDJ X

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:11, Reply)
Haha senile^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:11, Reply)
quick, everyone
to the secret no edj thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:12, Reply)
Oops.
Soz ed.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:12, Reply)
Yer I know,
"Keep the old cunt talking on another page. Let's see how long before he notices there's only two of us "
Bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:16, Reply)
fucksocks is still there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Well he IS fucken dopey inty?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:18, Reply)
ya dippit auld cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:14, Reply)
Pre-empted you up there Plummy.
Albeit two minutes after.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:17, Reply)
100th!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:22, Reply)
Bear Pookies age?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:22, Reply)
I like getting stoned
Your mum likes being boned
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:22, Reply)
That's shit and I'm not even sorry

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Your poem or your 'music'?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:24, Reply)
hey, Yurtbeat is the new sound, ok?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:25, Reply)
Yet still no one links a brutha up?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:26, Reply)
i'll gaz you xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:26, Reply)
You always say that, last time you just called me a prick :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:31, Reply)
To be fair you are a prick

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:42, Reply)
But he keeps missing the gay bit.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:43, Reply)
Alright yurtles?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:29, Reply)
alright Nakers
Done any work at your new job yet?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:31, Reply)
Bits and bobs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:49, Reply)
you're quite good looking an' all

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:23, Reply)
Nah

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:27, Reply)
Tangle.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:32, Reply)
Hey windle

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:41, Reply)
it's gone really gay in here.
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:27, Reply)

gay uncomfortably friendly.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:32, Reply)
You want disconcerting?
6 music is now playing Tears for Fears.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:36, Reply)
Told you it was a mad world.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:54, Reply)
I like my daddy in your mummies bunny

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 21:53, Reply)
Having done a bottle of merlot in and 4 bottles of IPA
I can safely say "I AM FUCKED"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Oct 2013, 22:12, Reply)

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