fucking tfl
i checked the website at 7 and it said all lines running fine. by the time i got to the station at 8.30, it was fucking carnage. useless twats. it was bloody windy (pig) in the night, but nice and sunny by this morning.

some stupid idiots had their dogs on the train in that crush. the poor little dogs were cowering on the floor amongst all those feet, and i kept expecting some cunt to step on them. what kind of an idiot takes dogs on a tube in those conditions?

alt: i think that rant answers that. although also, PARROTS/BUDGIES. i likes birds.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:54, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You like crushed dogs?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:55, Reply)

i would have crushed the owners
poor cowering little dogs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 9:58, Reply)

any dog that's small enough to get crushed on a tube underfoot
doesn't deserve to be called a dog.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

they weren't windy pig small
kind of knee height. proper dogs. but too small for that rabble of clodhoppered cunts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

There weren't any dags on my tube train this moring, but there was an autist with a massive head joining in loudly with the 'Digital Doris' announcements. It's was fucking annoying.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)

why were you on a tube?
THERE ARE NO TUBES IN FOLKESTONE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

It took you 90 minutes from checking the tube to getting to the tube?
Northern Amateur.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)

i went straight back to warm, cosy bed

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I saw the 7am update and got moving.
Still took over 90 mins when it should take 25. So much for "Good Service".

Next Baysh at Tower Hill?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

i do LOVE the draft house
i was in the battersea one last night
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Eh? 05/11, soppy, IS IT TOWER HILL WAY?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:14, Reply)

YES THAT IS FINE BY ME!
05/11 everyone, bring your balloon hats to tower hill!

ooh we might see some fireworks. i fucking LOVE fireworks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I have been told it's all booked.
What's Berk going on about?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

oh that's tomorrow
that's a different one, but she organised it on FB, which is why you wouldn't know about it. CAN YOU COME?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

who is ganning?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:28, Reply)

al, berk, me, and about 7 others, i forget who now!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)

If you come I'll buy you a pint

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:59, Reply)

I STAYED IN THE LONDON TO SHELTER FROM THE STORM INNIT DICKHEAD

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

SHACKED UP WITH A HOOKER DOWN THE "FRIENDLY MASSAGE PARLOUR" MORE LIKE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Nope. I stayed with a fat man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

HOT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

I know. I didn't really, but the truth ain't none of your business, you nosey cow.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:23, Reply)

YES IT IS
TELL US EVERYTHING
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:27, Reply)

WHAT DYA WANNA KNOW?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:30, Reply)

YOU'RE GETTING SOME AREN'T YOU?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)

When my flaccid defective penis allows.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Mug.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I know. I ain't happy that I could have stayed in bed for a whole fucking morning, and when I got into work discovered no-one had expected me to turn up anyway.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:15, Reply)

^*fonz thumbs*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:21, Reply)

AAAAAAAY!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

i kept an eye out for you on fleet street on sat kiddo
but iwere only there for five minutes sozzers. hop eyou had a good one anyways
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

i was in battersea at a baby shower
but gracias
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:03, Reply)

woah
fucken sharknado ent got nothing on battersea
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I'm dog sitting a blue merle collie today
flic.kr/p/h3Lhxe
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:07, Reply)

TWO THOUGHTS
(i) omg that dog is beautiful

(ii) omg who dyed monty's hair red?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

I think he's secretly my real dad.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:10, Reply)

this would not surprise me at all

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:11, Reply)

+grand

( Peej, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:12, Reply)

He IS old.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:13, Reply)

I don't think i'd have been able to hold my toung on that.
That's fucking crawl.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 28 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)