My family don't really do much for Christmas.
Last time I trekked home for a lacklustre meal and ended up checking into a hotel after 2 days.

My other half isn't one for Christmas either so we will be doing a little gift exchange (no puns please), having a few spliffs and Im cooking dinner. Maybe a few Christmas films like Die Hard and Gremlns.

My folks are getting a hamper delivered.

Job done.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

D'ythink it's because your folks are disappointed that there are no grandchildren for them to enjoy?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:08, Reply)

I know my grandparents certainly enjoyed me on Christmas Day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)

I couldn't sit down until New Years Eve

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Happy New Rear!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

My resolution was to buy a cork

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Are they fuck.
Soon as I came out the went on a round the world cruise with my wedding fund.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:11, Reply)

Ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:13, Reply)

That was then
Now they're getting older and struggling to find a purpose for their continued existence.
Plus their friends are starting to have grandchildren and keep going on about how wonderful they are. It's only natural to measure yourself against your peers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:15, Reply)

MOANY MOANERSON!!
Not everybody is a dried up old yurt dweller past 40.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:16, Reply)

He's just deflecting.
His parents are well to do and middle class. They have to explain their terminally filthy yurt-dwelling grandchildren to the guys down at the marina. It doesn't go down terribly well. In fact, I heard they pretend Tangles is dead.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)

preten hope
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Whenever their friends spot Tangles rocking up they loudly say
" NO BIG ISSUE FOR ME THANKS, BUT HERE IS A BISCUIT FOR THE DOG ON A STRING"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:21, Reply)

"Oh no, Petunia, we don't *know* him. It's just a bit of charity work we're doing"

( Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Woah, who is past 40?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Everyone would assume you?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:22, Reply)

This is the correct reaction
I hope you have recently pointed out that they better get started again.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I don;t do gay marriage.
Each to their own but I don't see the point apart from if you have property/finances together. You can get papers drawn up for that without the wedding hooplah.

Saying that I've been Best Man at 2 and my third is next year!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)

oooOOOOOOOooooo
aren't YOU popular.

Once was enough for me. Best man speeches shit me up.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:28, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2134809
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)

YEAH PARTY WOO

( Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Well enough people want to do stuff at this next one so speeches are full up.
I get away with just walking down the aisle and looking pretty
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:33, Reply)

You not getting a sham one then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:26, Reply)

69's

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:27, Reply)

You could at least buy me a drink first
and wash THAT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:31, Reply)

I dont Wanna

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)

+dude

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:38, Reply)

I have a craving for pan fried sprouts and pancetta now.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:12, Reply)

oh, what???????
rank!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I am tempted to feed micro sprouts, just for the lols as I expect she'll hate them.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:34, Reply)

My two like them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Minimalistic Halloweening from sporto

( Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:43, Reply)

I couldnt think of anything better, sorry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:44, Reply)

I actually kind of like the whole Swedish chalet style name changing.
It's efficient and shows off the natural beauty of the pine.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:45, Reply)

*nods*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

I'm in!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

You must have used a lot of lube

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)

spit and shove
like throwing a hotdog down an alley
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:50, Reply)

I birthed a shite this morning so big it felt like I'd been split in two

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

I'm not sure why yours is a Halloween name

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I've always associated it with Halloween.
So that's why.
( Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

*hears the word of the Lord*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:52, Reply)

A preachy vegetarian. How unusual.

( Kroney, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:54, Reply)

Sounds it but the end result is delicious!
Unless you hate sprouts.


and bacon.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:47, Reply)

In which case, you couldnt be more wrong than Savile bumming Gary Glitter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Fry in a little lemon juice as well...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 29 Oct 2013, 11:48, Reply)