I haven't thrown up in ages.
I nearly did this morning. I'm not pregnant either, I'd just had a dream in which OG was sexting ginger DJ Chris Evans. Evans had forwarded me one to make me jelly. What a prick, eh, readers?
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 9:58, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I took inspiration from your moaning yesterday and got a smartphone on the way home.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:00, Reply)

What you get?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Samsung. Not the huge one, S4.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

A SMARTPHONE CANT YOU FUCKING READ

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:04, Reply)

snipurl.com/2836pl3
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I've finally got everything off my iPhone after a grumpy evening attempting to install
iTunes, which didn't work because the flatmate fucked my laptop to the extent that it wouldn't accept any new installs at all. I had to entirely rebuild the bloody laptop just to install iTunes. Angry at Apple, annoyed at my flatmate. I'm going to have to rebuild the fucker a second time just to get rid of Apple's bloatware. Bah.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Why is it iPhone users always refer to their mobile phone as their iPhone?
I can't think of any other phone users that refer to their phone by its model Hang on, I'll be right with you, i've got a call coming in on my Galaxy.
( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:22, Reply)

I do this with my car. 'Hop in the Astra' I say, 'I'll bring the Astra' says I,
That way people know I'm a success. A success with an ASTRA.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:24, Reply)

you should talk to your sister about this
and what girls might think of it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Bitch can't even drive yet. She's learning innit, so I might give her my car cos I'm nice.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I do this too
but I say Merc because I am cooler than you
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Mercs are for bitches and queers. Real men and TRUE LADZ drive Astras or Mk 2 Golfs.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:33, Reply)

I call my car Bucephalus as it is my steed and I have crippling delusions of grandeur.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:40, Reply)

I might rename mine Sleipnir in that case

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I call mine Legion, as devils possess me when I drive and everyone else on the road becomes a 'fucking stupid cunt'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I imagine riding down thousands of Persians when I drive.
Which, when I lived in Slough, wasn't so far off the truth.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:49, Reply)

You should come down to Folkestone*, not many Persians but thousands of Ghurkas if you're into that kinda thing.
*obviously you definitely shouldn't as it is shit
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:50, Reply)

down

You slut.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 11:04, Reply)

I'm just using the term to differentiate it from my other phone.
If you're talking about two phones, you can't just call them both "my phone", it's confusing. I learned that at university, you know.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:25, Reply)

people used to do that with cameras in the early 20th century
referring to them as 'Kodaks'

Fascinating I'm sure you'll agree
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 10:32, Reply)