SUB THREAD:
It's All Hallows Eve, Eve.

What do you do when the costumed bastards knock on your door?
Do you have sweets, money, a shotgun?

Do you ignore them?

I'll be tucked up in bed watching films with some headphones, so good luck to em!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:39, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Ignore them.
I won't let micro do trick or treat when she's older - it's americanised begging.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)

I hate it.

( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Its not so bad round here, local police have banned teenagers from doing it so its always just young kids
(calm down bartleby they're always with their parents) so I don't mind giving them a few sweets as they're usually in bed before 7.
( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:46, Reply)

I'd like to see them try that in Manchester

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Anyone who lives in Manchester deserves everything they get
see also Liverpool.
( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Have you ever considered putting small pieces of glass in to each sweet before handing them out?
Or maybe coating them in rat poison?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Nah but I do tell them they aren't having any sweets if their costumes are shit
When I get carol singers I stand there and make them sing the whole carol. If they make it all the way through the carol I give them 50p. If they sing a shitty Christmas song like Jingle Bells or We Wish You a Merry Christmas they get the door slammed. I have principles, carol singers should sing carols. Or be called carol, either way, I'm not that fussy.
( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Have you ever considered running for Parliament?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:59, Reply)

With principles?
I'd be drummed out.
( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Last year my wife stopped me from connecting the pressure washer to the kitchen taps to get the cunts through the letterbox.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Modern children wouldn't be capable of dragging their huffing fat carcasses up the five flights of stairs to mine
even if they did have a key to the block door.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I'm borrowing swipeys face for halloween
should send the little fuckers running
( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:54, Reply)

Hope your house gets egged misery guts!

( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:45, Reply)

It must be a genuine horror story down your neck of the woods
with doors getting pawed at by six fingered country folk.
( Kroney, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Need more than a shotgun put it that way.

( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I'll be in the pub.
I can't be bothered staying in and ignoring the doorbell.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Hope your house gets burned to the ground misery guts!

( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:52, Reply)

But, but!
I have no restraint so even if I did buy sweets for the trick or treaters I would invariably have shovelled them in to my horrid mouth whilst crying before they'd even started doing the rounds so I'd be back to square one.

Plus: beer.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:55, Reply)

Always by sweets you like
then you get to cram the leftovers in your gob. This is why Swipey always buys cocks.
( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:02, Reply)

What are always by sweets you like?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 16:26, Reply)

other sweets

( Peej, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 17:09, Reply)

I just tell 'em to fuck off, if they don't I spit at them. Then it usually kicks off.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 15:56, Reply)