I am doing that drunken barge in to see wht all you pricks are talking about

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:26, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm not talking about nuffink cos I ain't here.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Has anyone seen Davvo?
He's never here
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:28, Reply)

Who?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:29, Reply)

Fucked if I know where I am tangers.
I'd ask myself, but I'm not around. Like an elusively elusive thing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:29, Reply)

Ah, hang on, I'm out having a smoke.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:30, Reply)

I said to tell you you are all cunts.
Fucking cheek, eh?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:31, Reply)

your a cunt

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:32, Reply)

What a cunt I'm glad he's not here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:33, Reply)

im here an im a massive stupid cunt if it helps

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:37, Reply)

ooh, you're drunk
tell us something you wouldn't tell us sober, preferably incriminating
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:37, Reply)

I had a long term affair with a woman ten years older than me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:38, Reply)

was she cheating or you?
and how old were you? 6?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

by the way, if it was you cheating
you have lost any respect you had
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

no I was single. it was weird. I was about twenty. next!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:41, Reply)

uh
now tell us something we can rib you about later
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:42, Reply)

uhhh dunno what sortof thang you gunning for dude?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:44, Reply)

She's just trying to ascertain if you are single

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)

I wasn't
he lives too far away. I was looking for more material threads
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:47, Reply)

what some sort o woollen nonsense

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:47, Reply)

gah
not even drunk and I can't write sentences
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:49, Reply)

well that ruined that insight into dr frogs private life

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:52, Reply)

what you have some kind of
wool fetish
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:54, Reply)

Prolly a Welshie, innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:54, Reply)

makes sense

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:58, Reply)

dunno cavy lad, you were the wogan character in this interview

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:55, Reply)

*rubs knees*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:59, Reply)

I'm glad I'm not here either.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:51, Reply)

never even heard of him

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:29, Reply)

I'm in a shit pub with Ladypigs work mates.
Dull dull dull. Pricks.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:38, Reply)

I went in a shit pub too today lets be besht m8s

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Ok. Come save me.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:40, Reply)

I wish I could man. im back by the seaside so I fear the logistics become a problem

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)

You're a terrible friend

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:51, Reply)

but I'm buying you a beer ot two in London one day, thats a nice thing.
Man, youve changed. I thought I knew you.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:54, Reply)

I'm looking forward to our London outing.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:01, Reply)

*Something about Stonewall coming to the party*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:05, Reply)

^THIS^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:30, Reply)

i'm bored
but at least I'm at home. I should do something constructive
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:41, Reply)

I painted my hall way.
Tomorrow I hang a door. I don't know if I have enough stuff to do to fill the next week and a bit without spending a lot of it drunk.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:44, Reply)

i made some larp kit
other than that today I have achieved little. Tomorrow is writers workshop
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:45, Reply)

I think by Friday I'll be on breakfast cans of Stella.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:54, Reply)

did you phone that place?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Yeah.
I got a call back from a guy who had clearly none of my details to hand and got a start date for the 12th, think I might leave it till Monday and phone to confirm. For a company that were initially so formal the whole call seemed a bit like someone had dropped the ball and forgot to ring me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:00, Reply)

well good luck with it
is it going to be an awesome job?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Well, no.
But it's a job that leads in to what I wanna be doing, and it's got all the bells and whistles like a van and stuff, so it's good.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:08, Reply)

then WHOOP!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:09, Reply)

Maybe you'll get to go around solving mysteries in the van
You'll need a bigger dog though
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:56, Reply)

I suggest you name your door Derek Bentley before you carry out the hanging.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:53, Reply)

I like this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:03, Reply)

I like you.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:04, Reply)

Let 'im 'ave it Dav!!!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 31 Oct 2013, 0:41, Reply)

Get really drunk and let them know how you feel.
I can recommend downing a couple of sneaky shots each time you go to the bar as a way to speed up the process.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:43, Reply)

I'm Driving.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Bad planning there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:47, Reply)

I didn't know about it until 5,
She came home and announced that it was Als 30th birthday and then bullied me in to driving.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:50, Reply)

Funnily enough
my ex came home one night and announced it was "All over".

Bitch.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:10, Reply)

At least she told you herself.
Mine bottled it & called one of my best friends and asked him to break the news, which was rather unfair on him.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:24, Reply)

It would have hurt less
if I hadn't spent the night on the wagon so I could pick her up after a night out and drive her home, tbh.

The bitch. No wonder I murdered her.

Still, that was a pretty sucky way for yours to do it ffs.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:27, Reply)

It was unfair on him - she knew his wife was due to give birth anyday, when they'd had problems with the birth of their first. He didn't need the distraction.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Shitty thing to do.
She should have asked me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 30 Oct 2013, 21:00, Reply)

M'kay.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 30 Oct 2013, 19:46, Reply)